Algorithm to hack the heavens?

[Dgmarious]

I will be storing my data in "the heavens" very soon. Not cloud anymore. Before I start, I want to be sure there's no possible algorithm to hack the heavens. Do you know any? :laugh:

[PIEBALDconsult]

In "the heavens" all things are possible -- I wouldn't store important stuff there until they lock down and document their procedures.

[Lost User]

No, but I do know the drill that will pierce the Heavens[^].

[Jorgen Andersson]

I thought it was guarded by St Peter.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

[Mark_Wallace]

I just use God mode.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[jeron1]

Yeah, the infamous Seance Attack using a Ouiji object.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

[OriginalGriff]

IDDQDCP? :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Mark_Wallace]

And IDPISPOPD or IDCLIP to get through the firewalls! Damn, I didn't even have to look that up!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

Neither did I. :-O My word, but that game ate a serious chunk of my life...I still have it on my tablet... :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Mark_Wallace]

I have DooM 1 & 2 and Quake 1 & 2 installed on my PC -- mainly because they're "portable", and I copy a bunch of directories over every time I get a new machine. Have you been to the ID Games FTP site[^]? There must be a couple of thousand DooM maps there, some of them better than the original series. Played with DooM Legacy[^] or ZDooM[^], they hold up against much more modern games -- e.g. if you haven't tried Requiem[^], it might be time to give it a go.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

Get thee behind me Satan! :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Mark_Wallace]

How about if you borrow my Outcast CDs? (By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!! Bwah-hah-haaaaaaa!)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

Only a system without users cannot be hacked. So, what PC are you going to build that is going to do nothing but "playing with itself"? And how would that connect to Heaven?

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[S Houghtelin]

Curse you! Links I could have used when I first went on medical leave. Today's my last day of leave. :sigh:

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Mark_Wallace]

I ain't the marine; I'm a demon!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Dgmarious]

Documentation? well I think it has manual!

[Jan Steyn]

DWELLR11 DeathMatch in DOOM2 Rocked - ate all my free time once upon a time ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/pc/msdos/games/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/d-f/dweller1.txt[^]

[enhzflep]

Perhaps not, but you'll have to look up the first one if you want to use it, cos that's not it... ;P Hint: Insert an S after the first D.

[Mark_Wallace]

Damn! I just tried it, and you're right! Don't bother me with petty technicalities.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[enhzflep]

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