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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Caution to the overly sensitive - contains copious amounts of rude f*uckin language... I honestly despise working for a defence contractor. I've been at my current job for about 6 months, and have been writing code and sql stored procs like a madman. As of Friday, there was an issue with me having access to the database because I don't have a MCSA. After some gnashing of teeth and some high-level meetings between the command staff and the Colonel in charge of my department, I now have partial access back - I can log onto the server, and I can see the databases on it, and I can even add/remove data from the tables, but I don't have VIEW or EXECUTE privileges on any of the programability components - even the ones I wrote. What a royal mother f*uckin pain in the f*uckin ass. I'm seriously considering quitting because of it. As a result - I've sitting here whackin my c*ock for three f*uckin hours waiting for someone to read their f*uckin email.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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    CPallini
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    Simple solution: get the f*u@#in' MCSA. :laugh: (or Rambo all of them!)

    THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?! -- C++ FQA Lite

    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Caution to the overly sensitive - contains copious amounts of rude f*uckin language... I honestly despise working for a defence contractor. I've been at my current job for about 6 months, and have been writing code and sql stored procs like a madman. As of Friday, there was an issue with me having access to the database because I don't have a MCSA. After some gnashing of teeth and some high-level meetings between the command staff and the Colonel in charge of my department, I now have partial access back - I can log onto the server, and I can see the databases on it, and I can even add/remove data from the tables, but I don't have VIEW or EXECUTE privileges on any of the programability components - even the ones I wrote. What a royal mother f*uckin pain in the f*uckin ass. I'm seriously considering quitting because of it. As a result - I've sitting here whackin my c*ock for three f*uckin hours waiting for someone to read their f*uckin email.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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      Lost User
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      On first reading I thought there was some security issue with giving you access - and was about to tell you to chill - then I realised you said "MCSA" Whack on, mate. At least you have the qualification for that :)

      PooperPig - Coming Soon

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        Glad to be of service.

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        charlieg
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        :)

        Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          On the other hand, you are getting pain for it... :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Rage
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          getting pain for it

          Now this is a freudian typo.

          ~RaGE();

          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            Caution to the overly sensitive - contains copious amounts of rude f*uckin language... I honestly despise working for a defence contractor. I've been at my current job for about 6 months, and have been writing code and sql stored procs like a madman. As of Friday, there was an issue with me having access to the database because I don't have a MCSA. After some gnashing of teeth and some high-level meetings between the command staff and the Colonel in charge of my department, I now have partial access back - I can log onto the server, and I can see the databases on it, and I can even add/remove data from the tables, but I don't have VIEW or EXECUTE privileges on any of the programability components - even the ones I wrote. What a royal mother f*uckin pain in the f*uckin ass. I'm seriously considering quitting because of it. As a result - I've sitting here whackin my c*ock for three f*uckin hours waiting for someone to read their f*uckin email.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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            JimmyRopes
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            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            an issue with me having access to the database because I don't have a MCSA

            MicroSoft's words, not mine. The Microsoft Certified Solutions Associate (MCSA) certification is for IT professionals and developers looking to get their first job in Microsoft technology. More from the MicroSoft site, "Prove that you have the core technical skills required to build a sustainable career in IT". :laugh:

            **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

            I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
            The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
            I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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            • C Chris Maunder

              You're sticking to carbies? No thought of moving to EFI?

              cheers Chris Maunder

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              realJSOP
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              #30

              Chris Maunder wrote:

              You're sticking to carbies? No thought of moving to EFI?

              Just say no to fuel injection. :)

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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              • J JimmyRopes

                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                an issue with me having access to the database because I don't have a MCSA

                MicroSoft's words, not mine. The Microsoft Certified Solutions Associate (MCSA) certification is for IT professionals and developers looking to get their first job in Microsoft technology. More from the MicroSoft site, "Prove that you have the core technical skills required to build a sustainable career in IT". :laugh:

                **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
                The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                realJSOP
                wrote on last edited by
                #31

                Yeah, I'm concerned about building a "sustainable career in IT" after 35 years in the business...

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                • S Slacker007

                  Based solely on the information provided in your original post... I would quit. The older I get, the less tolerant I am of childish games. So far the company I work for now, doesn't play that many games.

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                  Dan Neely
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                  On the other elephant, JSOP's been churning through a lot of short term jobs recently, too many sub-year positions on your resume is problematic.

                  Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                  • D Dan Neely

                    On the other elephant, JSOP's been churning through a lot of short term jobs recently, too many sub-year positions on your resume is problematic.

                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                    Slacker007
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                    Did not know. You make very good point, then.

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      Yeah, I'm concerned about building a "sustainable career in IT" after 35 years in the business...

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                      JimmyRopes
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #34

                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      I'm concerned about building a "sustainable career in IT"

                      Then get a Microsoft Certified Solutions Associate (MCSA) certification. :laugh:

                      **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                      I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
                      The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                      I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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