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What if Programming Languages Were Weapons..?

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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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    HobbyProggy
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    You need to be like v this[^] SFW

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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      Rage
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      An ignited stick of TNT and no way to throw it

      FTFY

      ~RaGE();

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Ah - but VB is the Trebouchet! Made of cheese, admittedly, and thrown together from differently designed catapults found on the internet, all held together with spit and sticky tape.

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        I thought you'd refer to one of these[^]. Looks like the real thing, can hurt you badly enough, but still a toy.

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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        • J Jorgen Andersson

          I thought you'd refer to one of these[^]. Looks like the real thing, can hurt you badly enough, but still a toy.

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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          OriginalGriff
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          It's a practice gladius, isn't it?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            It's a practice gladius, isn't it?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Yes

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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            • J Jorgen Andersson

              Yes

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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              OriginalGriff
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              I'm not sure if it's good that I recognised it, or bad... :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                I'm not sure if it's good that I recognised it, or bad... :laugh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Jorgen Andersson
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                Can't see the bad part in knowledge (Well, in general that is, there are certain twisted behaviours I'd rather not know anything about)

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                • J Jorgen Andersson

                  Can't see the bad part in knowledge (Well, in general that is, there are certain twisted behaviours I'd rather not know anything about)

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Yes...but how the heck do I know what a gladius looks like, let alone what a wooden one is? :confused: I'm not that old! :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Yes...but how the heck do I know what a gladius looks like, let alone what a wooden one is? :confused: I'm not that old! :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Jorgen Andersson
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                    So your transaction log is truncated but the indexing works. That means you're aging, but you're not yet old.

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                    • M Munchies_Matt

                      They missed assembler.

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                      Joe Woodbury
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                      Assembly is a heath kit atomic bomb with half the parts missing.

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