A new relationship
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
I just had a one night stand with her, back in 1996, i.e. third year computer science.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
Don't let C# hear you, you know how it can get when it gets upset... you two-timing dog you!
Jeremy Falcon
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
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Don't let C# hear you, you know how it can get when it gets upset... you two-timing dog you!
Jeremy Falcon
I'm in a dirty affair between her and her mother C. Both of them are unaware of my side-relationship with VB and my occasionals nights with Assembler- :cool:
Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
LILC(*) ? (*) Language I Love to Compile!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
Vark111 wrote:
So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.
I'm sure that after much reflection you will come to your senses and decide to find a more functional relationship. ;) Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
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You really need human contact.
This is why I like you Pete! I'd wager such is the life of most devs though.
Jeremy Falcon
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I'm in a dirty affair between her and her mother C. Both of them are unaware of my side-relationship with VB and my occasionals nights with Assembler- :cool:
Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
you have had a relationship with VB? you need to see a doctor pronto, it may still be curable
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.
So you finally realized you're into BDSM?
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Could be worse, could be PHP, everyone has had a fling with her
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Speak for yourself, I know where she's been!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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you have had a relationship with VB? you need to see a doctor pronto, it may still be curable
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
I still have but I play it safe, always wrap the pointer before use :thumbsup: you cannot know how hard it is for me writing this and laughing at the same time
Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You really need human contact.
Interestingly enough, this appeared in the messages moderation queue as "probably spam" :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Vark111 wrote:
So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.
I'm sure that after much reflection you will come to your senses and decide to find a more functional relationship. ;) Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long :laugh:
Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Vark111 wrote:
So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.
I'm sure that after much reflection you will come to your senses and decide to find a more functional relationship. ;) Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
...like C++ Template Meta-Programming?!
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Interestingly enough, this appeared in the messages moderation queue as "probably spam" :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long :laugh:
Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
den2k88 wrote:
After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long
But they can be lots of fun. Mmmm...polymorphism... Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
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Interestingly enough, this appeared in the messages moderation queue as "probably spam" :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Spam, no, but maybe a bit cheesy!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Speak for yourself, I know where she's been!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Ditto!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
