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  • D Dan Neely

    Quote:

    "It needed a lot of close scrutiny because there was blood from the first attack [2 months ago] still there."

    Two month old blood stains still around... really classy people there. :sigh:

    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    have you never seen CSI they can see minute traces of blood from decades earlier, its a bit like how they can "zoom in" on a single pixel and "enhance the image" to reveal vital info (car plate, text on a mobile or even the murderers face) its science init

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • D Daniel Pfeffer

      HobbyProggy wrote:

      The dead can't post to CP...

      Where is that mentioned in the rules?

      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      its item 5 on the secret rules (oh wait you do know about the secret rules don't you? NO! well I was joking there are no secret rules, none at all, don't know how you could think their were)

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

        its item 5 on the secret rules (oh wait you do know about the secret rules don't you? NO! well I was joking there are no secret rules, none at all, don't know how you could think their were)

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        Last night upon a stair I saw a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today He must be from the CIA :) [Originally seen by me in Mad Magazine, too many years ago]

        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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        • A Agent__007

          Michael Martin wrote:

          But It Wasn't Me!

          Why did you think you should clarify that? The guy is dead, isn't he? :~

          Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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          PhilLenoir
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          ... because if he hadn't typed it we would have assumed (known?) it was him, especially given his beer intake.

          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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          • L Lost User

            It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            PhilLenoir
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            Damn, for all the money I paid, you'd have thought they'd get the right one!

            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

              have you never seen CSI they can see minute traces of blood from decades earlier, its a bit like how they can "zoom in" on a single pixel and "enhance the image" to reveal vital info (car plate, text on a mobile or even the murderers face) its science init

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              Dan Neely
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              Yeah; but this was apparently reality not fantasy world...

              Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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              • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                have you never seen CSI they can see minute traces of blood from decades earlier, its a bit like how they can "zoom in" on a single pixel and "enhance the image" to reveal vital info (car plate, text on a mobile or even the murderers face) its science init

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                Rage
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                They are really fair in CSI with "enhancing" : just saw two episodes yesterday in which it went: - "Can you zoom more?" - "This is the best I can do" - "Oh, OK, so nothing of much help here". This probably balances all the other improbable things they are always doing.

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                • L Lost User

                  It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Sander Rossel
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                  Are you the junior? If you have drugs connections and multiple people want you dead that bad you probably deserved it though... :~

                  My blog[^]

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                  • L Lost User

                    It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    Lost User
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                    I read that this morning and wondered...

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                    • H HobbyProggy

                      The dead can't post to CP... So stop posting right now :-D

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                      HobbyProggy wrote:

                      The dead can't post to CP...

                      Leslie can.

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                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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                      • L Lost User

                        It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        PapaCraft
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                        still not you? http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/michelle-trestrail-turns-to-facebook-in-her-search-for-her-birth-father-michael-martin/story-fndo4dzn-1226581283732 :-D

                        entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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