Better Joking techinque???
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Jeeze. Worst.Troll.Evah! And not in the "good" way; you're really bad at it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Of course you do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stop joking. Definitely.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Yes. Why joke when you can seriously insult people?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Of course you do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
I doubt I'm the man you want to ask about better technique.
KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!
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some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
[Bearing in mind that free advice is usually worth every penny you paid for it :)] The only advice I could give is: 1. Follow the rules (if any) of the venue (for example, The Lounge should be kid-sister safe) 2. Know your audience Having said that, in a group as large as Code Project you will always find someone who is offended by a joke, no matter how innocuous. If you wish to make jokes in such a forum, you also have to develop a thick(er) skin.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
i think people are right... :laugh:
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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i think people are right... :laugh:
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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Yes. Why joke when you can seriously insult people?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
If you need a role model, take Lenny Bruce. That guy really knew how to get people's goat. Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
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[Bearing in mind that free advice is usually worth every penny you paid for it :)] The only advice I could give is: 1. Follow the rules (if any) of the venue (for example, The Lounge should be kid-sister safe) 2. Know your audience Having said that, in a group as large as Code Project you will always find someone who is offended by a joke, no matter how innocuous. If you wish to make jokes in such a forum, you also have to develop a thick(er) skin.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
The most important thing is not to simply repeat/repost the jokes of others. Only post jokes/humor that you yourself devised.