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Giraffes can be dangerous

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    I think it's more to do with keeping the possibility of suing/charging the humans if the explanation turns out to be nothing but a tall story!

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    ZurdoDev
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    Member 9082365 wrote:

    turns out to be nothing but a tall story!

    You stuck your neck out on that one. :-\

    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      Member 9082365 wrote:

      turns out to be nothing but a tall story!

      You stuck your neck out on that one. :-\

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      Lost User
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      This whole thread has gone over my head.

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        This whole thread has gone over my head.

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        ZurdoDev
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        I think I've spotted the problem.

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          I think I've spotted the problem.

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          Lost User
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          Have you? Sounds like a tall story to me.

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          • S Super Lloyd

            Giraffes are cowards[^]! ;P

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            ... he says from a safe distance on a different continent.

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            • P PIEBALDconsult

              ... he says from a safe distance on a different continent.

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              Keep in mind that the brave Aussies have to fight off murderous Koalas and Kangaroos every day! :-D

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                http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Cyclist-allegedly-killed-by-giraffe-20150428[^] http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Woman-climbs-into-giraffe-pen-gets-kicked-in-face-20140820[^] http://www.news24.com/Travel/Multimedia/Crazy-giraffe-chases-safari-vehicle-20130626[^]

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                Jacquers
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                Did you know they are excellent and very acrobatic swimmers? click[^]

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                  A cyclist was killed when he was allegedly attacked by a giraffe

                  I like the way they keep saying allegedly so the giraffe can't sue for libel.

                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  They just haven't got the guts to stick their neck out.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    ... he says from a safe distance on a different continent.

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                    Super Lloyd
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                    Haha, indeed! ;P That's the way to say it, isn't it?! :laugh:

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                    • J Jacquers

                      Did you know they are excellent and very acrobatic swimmers? click[^]

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                      Super Lloyd
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                      Oh, the giraffe Olympic of 2012! Such an amazing event! :P

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                      • C chriselst

                        Quote:

                        A cyclist was killed when he was allegedly attacked by a giraffe

                        I like the way they keep saying allegedly so the giraffe can't sue for libel.

                        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        The use of "allegedly" is already a subconscious act by all SA journos.

                        No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                          Keep in mind that the brave Aussies have to fight off murderous Koalas and Kangaroos every day! :-D

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                          Herbie Mountjoy
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                          Beware the drop bear...

                          I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.

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                            Beware the drop bear...

                            I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.

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                            Simon ORiordan from UK
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                            ssh! It might hear you!

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