185 of the day
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
Sorry, I can't serve you because of your lousy latitude.
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
What a relief.
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
... I've lost the plot.
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
...because you don't map our customer's profile.
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
Why the longitude faces?
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Regards, Sander
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
Legend has it that you've no shame and your pun-call shore's that up.
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
... you just don't make the gradient
veni bibi saltavi
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
... my last waitress quit because you kept drawing peninsulas on the napkins! ... kept showing her your peninsulas.
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
He was just hoping he'd scale to the topograph of JOTD. However, the survey is still out on that, cuz the joke is not as planetable as he'd of hoped from his zenith'd theodolite stadia.
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
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185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
