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OriginalGriff

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Lost User

If you ever visit the USA, you may want to avoid the Deep South for your own protection! Them folks all have guns, you know. :laugh:

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Johnny J

That may be hard. Isn't that where they keep the prettiest sheep? ;)

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Mike Hankey

You know why it's so hard to solve murders in the south? All DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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Nish Nishant

Mike Hankey wrote:

All DNA is the same

This joke is funnier in Alabama, because the rest of the country know only identical twins have the same DNA.

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Mike Hankey

Good point, but didn't want to pick on them poor people in Alabama. :)

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Lost User

I LMAO for one episode of a detective story on TV, in which they featured identical twins: A brother and sister! Some of the TV producers seem to have less brains than my mouse pad. :laugh:

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Nish Nishant

Your most recent message is not showing up here. Can you see it? The one about the TV show and the identical twins.

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Lost User

Yes, I deleted it. It dealt with identical twins being brother and sister, which is technically impossible, but further Googling taught me that it can happen under very exceptional circumstances. I did hope I deleted it before anyone saw it, but you were obviously too fast for me! :-D

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Nish Nishant

Yeah but in those rare situations, would the DNA still match?

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Lost User

I don't see how the DNA can match 100%, if the sexes differ. However, I am not an expert in this field.

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Forogar

I understand there was some doubt around when, after a divorce, the couple were still brother and sister?

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There will never ever be a "Law & Order : SVU Alabama" :(