The Glaswegian Dad
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"
Reminds me of the English teacher asking a Irish pupil for an example of usage for the word contagious. "Mum says when she asks dad to do the washing it up it takes the contagious".
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"
Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it. Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"
One Gorbals Kiss heading your way! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it. Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"
I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"
You, sir, are sick. I like it!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
I wish I had posted that
You still can. You will just get called Leslie.
So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a f***ing what!"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a f***ing what!"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news! Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news! Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Breaking News. Breaking Wind. When it comes down to it, they're all the same.* * Never again will I say "give me a break"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
