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    Pom Pey3
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    So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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      So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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      PauloJuanShirt
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      Reminds me of the English teacher asking a Irish pupil for an example of usage for the word contagious. "Mum says when she asks dad to do the washing it up it takes the contagious".

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        So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it. Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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          One Gorbals Kiss heading your way! :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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            Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it. Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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              So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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              W Balboos GHB
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              I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.

                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                CPallini
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                Thanks, now even I got it. :thumbsup:

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                  So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a fucking what!"

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                  Daniel Pfeffer
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                  You, sir, are sick. I like it!

                  If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                    I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    W∴ Balboos wrote:

                    I wish I had posted that

                    You still can. You will just get called Leslie.

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                      W∴ Balboos wrote:

                      I wish I had posted that

                      You still can. You will just get called Leslie.

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                      So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a f***ing what!"

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time. "This is Amanda" he says "It's a f***ing what!"

                        Ravings en masse^

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news! Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news! Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          W Balboos GHB
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                          Breaking News.       Breaking Wind. When it comes down to it, they're all the same.* * Never again will I say "give me a break"

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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