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  • M megaadam

    Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

    ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Because she's FAT32

    This space for rent

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    • M megaadam

      Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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      den2k88
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      Apparently she wanted to handle some nuts but coulnd't find any.

      * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Because she's FAT32

        This space for rent

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        den2k88
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        She's veryFAT

        * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Because she's FAT32

          This space for rent

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          Lost User
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          How many years have you been waiting for this moment?

          Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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          • M megaadam

            Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

            ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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            OriginalGriff
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            Because she's becoming the exFAT?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Because she's becoming the exFAT?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              KarstenK
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              or she's pregnant :-O

              Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                How many years have you been waiting for this moment?

                Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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                Pete OHanlon
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                I couldn't possibly say. At my age, the memory starts to go.

                This space for rent

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                • K KarstenK

                  or she's pregnant :-O

                  Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                  den2k88
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                  OOPs - she's having an instance of a child class!

                  * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                  • M megaadam

                    Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                    ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                    Slacker007
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                    Because she hates you and wants to leave you for another programmer who, incidentally, speaks Javascript.

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                      OOPs - she's having an instance of a child class!

                      * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      But who will they inherit from?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        But who will they inherit from?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        den2k88
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                        In some societies he could have multiple inheritance.

                        * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                        • M megaadam

                          Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                          PauloJuanShirt
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                          Sounds like your chain of responsibility pattern is in the wrong order, maybe you need to refactor her out of it.

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            Because she's FAT32

                            This space for rent

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                            CPallini
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                            :laugh: :thumbsup:

                            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              I couldn't possibly say. At my age, the memory starts to go.

                              This space for rent

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                              Nelek
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                              You should recycle your RAM... and maybe a better HDD? ;P

                              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                In some societies he could have multiple inheritance.

                                * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                                Nelek
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                                As far as she didn't mix the hardware vendors...

                                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                • M megaadam

                                  Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                                  ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                  Nelek
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                                  Have you correctly cleaned your cache?

                                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                  • M megaadam

                                    Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                                    ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                    F ES Sitecore
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                                    Because she's NTFS?

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                                    • N Nelek

                                      You should recycle your RAM... and maybe a better HDD? ;P

                                      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                      Kaladin
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                                      And a SSD while you're at it

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                                      • M megaadam

                                        Why is my girlfriend stealing all my cookies?

                                        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                        Bryian Tan
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                                        Maybe you have a secret receipt hidden in the cookies? or she is a Cookie Monster! :^)

                                        Bryian Tan

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                                          You should recycle your RAM... and maybe a better HDD? ;P

                                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                          Dan Neely
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                                          At his age anything that isn't an FDD is really good. :laugh:

                                          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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