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  • T The pompey

    A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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    KarstenK
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    She only wants to be polite to you and have a nice talk instead seeing you sitting bored infront of your PC. :-O

    Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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      She only wants to be polite to you and have a nice talk instead seeing you sitting bored infront of your PC. :-O

      Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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      The pompey
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      I wouldn't complain...sure I can think of better subjects.

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      • T The pompey

        A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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        Pom Pey wrote:

        A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

        You don't have to be rude and mock me on a public forum! I am filing a discrimination complaint.

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        • T The pompey

          A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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          ZurdoDev
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          I love making fun of people who do not have as big a vocabulary as me. :laugh: :thumbsup:

          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          • P Pualee

            Pom Pey wrote:

            A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

            You don't have to be rude and mock me on a public forum! I am filing a discrimination complaint.

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            dandy72
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            Pualee wrote:

            I am filing a discrimination complaint.

            You might want to find a reason for filing a complaint other than discrimination. It's only discrimination if it's true.

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            • Z ZurdoDev

              I love making fun of people who do not have as big a vocabulary as me. :laugh: :thumbsup:

              There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              raddevus
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              Hey, 2018. Do you change your binary name every year? Just curious. :-D

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              • raddevusR raddevus

                Hey, 2018. Do you change your binary name every year? Just curious. :-D

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                ZurdoDev
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                You only have 360 days to find out. Stay tuned. ;P

                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                • Z ZurdoDev

                  You only have 360 days to find out. Stay tuned. ;P

                  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  raddevus
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                  I'm following you on all social media and have placed a trace on your mobile phone. I am as tuned in as I can get. :laugh:

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                  • raddevusR raddevus

                    I'm following you on all social media and have placed a trace on your mobile phone. I am as tuned in as I can get. :laugh:

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                    Lost User
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                    Don't forget the rootkit you put on his laptop! :laugh:

                    Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                    • T The pompey

                      A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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                      jschell
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                      Pom Pey wrote:

                      I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

                      so apparently her inclination to try to start a conversation with you was misplaced.

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                        Don't forget the rootkit you put on his laptop! :laugh:

                        Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                        raddevus
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                        Awww...you let the cat out of the bag on that one. :laugh:

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                        • T The pompey

                          A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          Should have just said "Yes. You need to fill it up."

                          Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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