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    Dean Roddey
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    Just some coming trends I've been getting hints of that some of you may not have become aware of. 1. NoOps. Let's face it, Agile is OK, Lean is a little better, but ultimate having absolutely zero 'friction' between the developer and the customer is where we need to get. NoOps addresses this issue by ultimately pushing the development process to the customer, who knows his requirements better than anyone. You take requirements from the customer, complicate them significantly using core NoOps processes, and send them back to the customer to implement. 2. C++ 21 is going to introduce the most powerful language feature yet:

    main()
    {
    Program();
    }

    A 400GB template library of every possible program implementation will be part of the new standard template libraries. This is somewhat offset by the minimum 16 hour build time and minimum 20GB program size. 3. C# Darkode. Your company's code is the family jewels and if you lose control of that to hackers or competitor's espionage all of your work and investment will be for naught. The next version of C# will make your code immune to such problems by introducing so many syntactical options that no one can understand your code even if they have access to it. With a mazimum of 2.85% of your code being actually related to the problem solution, finding the important lines of code will be essentially computationally infeasible in medium to larger code bases. 4. Containertainers. Managing all of your containers and their options is now becoming a serious challenge to many companies. Containertainers are containers for your containers and their configuration operations, simplifying your container deployment and management process. Work is already under way on Containertainertainer technology, in anticipation of projected containertainer deployment growth. 5. PlausDen. In order to avoid potential legal and financial blow-back from software bugs, your company needs to develop solid plausible deniability strategies. The upcoming AllPacks package manager is a key aspect of PlausDen planning, insuring that you never actually understand more than 1% of the code that you deploy, and hence insuring that no damages can ever be legally proven to be due to failure on your part. The AllPacks manager system is based their patented EDND (enormously deeply nested dependencies) technology. 6. The UE is considering legislation making it illegal for software companies to require developers to understand the tools and languages they are usin

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      Just some coming trends I've been getting hints of that some of you may not have become aware of. 1. NoOps. Let's face it, Agile is OK, Lean is a little better, but ultimate having absolutely zero 'friction' between the developer and the customer is where we need to get. NoOps addresses this issue by ultimately pushing the development process to the customer, who knows his requirements better than anyone. You take requirements from the customer, complicate them significantly using core NoOps processes, and send them back to the customer to implement. 2. C++ 21 is going to introduce the most powerful language feature yet:

      main()
      {
      Program();
      }

      A 400GB template library of every possible program implementation will be part of the new standard template libraries. This is somewhat offset by the minimum 16 hour build time and minimum 20GB program size. 3. C# Darkode. Your company's code is the family jewels and if you lose control of that to hackers or competitor's espionage all of your work and investment will be for naught. The next version of C# will make your code immune to such problems by introducing so many syntactical options that no one can understand your code even if they have access to it. With a mazimum of 2.85% of your code being actually related to the problem solution, finding the important lines of code will be essentially computationally infeasible in medium to larger code bases. 4. Containertainers. Managing all of your containers and their options is now becoming a serious challenge to many companies. Containertainers are containers for your containers and their configuration operations, simplifying your container deployment and management process. Work is already under way on Containertainertainer technology, in anticipation of projected containertainer deployment growth. 5. PlausDen. In order to avoid potential legal and financial blow-back from software bugs, your company needs to develop solid plausible deniability strategies. The upcoming AllPacks package manager is a key aspect of PlausDen planning, insuring that you never actually understand more than 1% of the code that you deploy, and hence insuring that no damages can ever be legally proven to be due to failure on your part. The AllPacks manager system is based their patented EDND (enormously deeply nested dependencies) technology. 6. The UE is considering legislation making it illegal for software companies to require developers to understand the tools and languages they are usin

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      Super Lloyd
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      Ain't you 9 days late?! :laugh: ;P Other than that C++ 21 looks very promising! :omg:

      A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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      • D Dean Roddey

        Just some coming trends I've been getting hints of that some of you may not have become aware of. 1. NoOps. Let's face it, Agile is OK, Lean is a little better, but ultimate having absolutely zero 'friction' between the developer and the customer is where we need to get. NoOps addresses this issue by ultimately pushing the development process to the customer, who knows his requirements better than anyone. You take requirements from the customer, complicate them significantly using core NoOps processes, and send them back to the customer to implement. 2. C++ 21 is going to introduce the most powerful language feature yet:

        main()
        {
        Program();
        }

        A 400GB template library of every possible program implementation will be part of the new standard template libraries. This is somewhat offset by the minimum 16 hour build time and minimum 20GB program size. 3. C# Darkode. Your company's code is the family jewels and if you lose control of that to hackers or competitor's espionage all of your work and investment will be for naught. The next version of C# will make your code immune to such problems by introducing so many syntactical options that no one can understand your code even if they have access to it. With a mazimum of 2.85% of your code being actually related to the problem solution, finding the important lines of code will be essentially computationally infeasible in medium to larger code bases. 4. Containertainers. Managing all of your containers and their options is now becoming a serious challenge to many companies. Containertainers are containers for your containers and their configuration operations, simplifying your container deployment and management process. Work is already under way on Containertainertainer technology, in anticipation of projected containertainer deployment growth. 5. PlausDen. In order to avoid potential legal and financial blow-back from software bugs, your company needs to develop solid plausible deniability strategies. The upcoming AllPacks package manager is a key aspect of PlausDen planning, insuring that you never actually understand more than 1% of the code that you deploy, and hence insuring that no damages can ever be legally proven to be due to failure on your part. The AllPacks manager system is based their patented EDND (enormously deeply nested dependencies) technology. 6. The UE is considering legislation making it illegal for software companies to require developers to understand the tools and languages they are usin

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        abmv
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        oo u must be working at apple or Microsoft ... or at google making android ...

        Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long

        We are in the beginning of a mass extinction. - Greta Thunberg

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          oo u must be working at apple or Microsoft ... or at google making android ...

          Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long

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          Super Lloyd
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          Pah.. forget Android man! The future in Mandroid! ;P

          A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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          • D Dean Roddey

            Just some coming trends I've been getting hints of that some of you may not have become aware of. 1. NoOps. Let's face it, Agile is OK, Lean is a little better, but ultimate having absolutely zero 'friction' between the developer and the customer is where we need to get. NoOps addresses this issue by ultimately pushing the development process to the customer, who knows his requirements better than anyone. You take requirements from the customer, complicate them significantly using core NoOps processes, and send them back to the customer to implement. 2. C++ 21 is going to introduce the most powerful language feature yet:

            main()
            {
            Program();
            }

            A 400GB template library of every possible program implementation will be part of the new standard template libraries. This is somewhat offset by the minimum 16 hour build time and minimum 20GB program size. 3. C# Darkode. Your company's code is the family jewels and if you lose control of that to hackers or competitor's espionage all of your work and investment will be for naught. The next version of C# will make your code immune to such problems by introducing so many syntactical options that no one can understand your code even if they have access to it. With a mazimum of 2.85% of your code being actually related to the problem solution, finding the important lines of code will be essentially computationally infeasible in medium to larger code bases. 4. Containertainers. Managing all of your containers and their options is now becoming a serious challenge to many companies. Containertainers are containers for your containers and their configuration operations, simplifying your container deployment and management process. Work is already under way on Containertainertainer technology, in anticipation of projected containertainer deployment growth. 5. PlausDen. In order to avoid potential legal and financial blow-back from software bugs, your company needs to develop solid plausible deniability strategies. The upcoming AllPacks package manager is a key aspect of PlausDen planning, insuring that you never actually understand more than 1% of the code that you deploy, and hence insuring that no damages can ever be legally proven to be due to failure on your part. The AllPacks manager system is based their patented EDND (enormously deeply nested dependencies) technology. 6. The UE is considering legislation making it illegal for software companies to require developers to understand the tools and languages they are usin

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            Super Lloyd
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            '4. Containertainers, it's so 2019! I think Contertainers are much better! ;P

            A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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            • D Dean Roddey

              Just some coming trends I've been getting hints of that some of you may not have become aware of. 1. NoOps. Let's face it, Agile is OK, Lean is a little better, but ultimate having absolutely zero 'friction' between the developer and the customer is where we need to get. NoOps addresses this issue by ultimately pushing the development process to the customer, who knows his requirements better than anyone. You take requirements from the customer, complicate them significantly using core NoOps processes, and send them back to the customer to implement. 2. C++ 21 is going to introduce the most powerful language feature yet:

              main()
              {
              Program();
              }

              A 400GB template library of every possible program implementation will be part of the new standard template libraries. This is somewhat offset by the minimum 16 hour build time and minimum 20GB program size. 3. C# Darkode. Your company's code is the family jewels and if you lose control of that to hackers or competitor's espionage all of your work and investment will be for naught. The next version of C# will make your code immune to such problems by introducing so many syntactical options that no one can understand your code even if they have access to it. With a mazimum of 2.85% of your code being actually related to the problem solution, finding the important lines of code will be essentially computationally infeasible in medium to larger code bases. 4. Containertainers. Managing all of your containers and their options is now becoming a serious challenge to many companies. Containertainers are containers for your containers and their configuration operations, simplifying your container deployment and management process. Work is already under way on Containertainertainer technology, in anticipation of projected containertainer deployment growth. 5. PlausDen. In order to avoid potential legal and financial blow-back from software bugs, your company needs to develop solid plausible deniability strategies. The upcoming AllPacks package manager is a key aspect of PlausDen planning, insuring that you never actually understand more than 1% of the code that you deploy, and hence insuring that no damages can ever be legally proven to be due to failure on your part. The AllPacks manager system is based their patented EDND (enormously deeply nested dependencies) technology. 6. The UE is considering legislation making it illegal for software companies to require developers to understand the tools and languages they are usin

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              Wastedtalent
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              Dean Roddey wrote:

              4. Containertainers. Managing all of your containers and their options is now becoming a serious challenge to many companies. Containertainers are containers for your containers and their configuration operations, simplifying your container deployment and management process. Work is already under way on Containertainertainer technology, in anticipation of projected containertainer deployment growth.

              I'd call these 'shelves' and 'paint pots'

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              • D Dean Roddey

                Just some coming trends I've been getting hints of that some of you may not have become aware of. 1. NoOps. Let's face it, Agile is OK, Lean is a little better, but ultimate having absolutely zero 'friction' between the developer and the customer is where we need to get. NoOps addresses this issue by ultimately pushing the development process to the customer, who knows his requirements better than anyone. You take requirements from the customer, complicate them significantly using core NoOps processes, and send them back to the customer to implement. 2. C++ 21 is going to introduce the most powerful language feature yet:

                main()
                {
                Program();
                }

                A 400GB template library of every possible program implementation will be part of the new standard template libraries. This is somewhat offset by the minimum 16 hour build time and minimum 20GB program size. 3. C# Darkode. Your company's code is the family jewels and if you lose control of that to hackers or competitor's espionage all of your work and investment will be for naught. The next version of C# will make your code immune to such problems by introducing so many syntactical options that no one can understand your code even if they have access to it. With a mazimum of 2.85% of your code being actually related to the problem solution, finding the important lines of code will be essentially computationally infeasible in medium to larger code bases. 4. Containertainers. Managing all of your containers and their options is now becoming a serious challenge to many companies. Containertainers are containers for your containers and their configuration operations, simplifying your container deployment and management process. Work is already under way on Containertainertainer technology, in anticipation of projected containertainer deployment growth. 5. PlausDen. In order to avoid potential legal and financial blow-back from software bugs, your company needs to develop solid plausible deniability strategies. The upcoming AllPacks package manager is a key aspect of PlausDen planning, insuring that you never actually understand more than 1% of the code that you deploy, and hence insuring that no damages can ever be legally proven to be due to failure on your part. The AllPacks manager system is based their patented EDND (enormously deeply nested dependencies) technology. 6. The UE is considering legislation making it illegal for software companies to require developers to understand the tools and languages they are usin

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                GuyThiebaut
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                Absoultely let's do things the modern way, where we have 10 layers of boilerplate to write/use before we can do anything: View Controller Interface for the controller Orchestrator Interface for the orchestrator Repository Interface for the repository Model Interface for database access Client for database access I feel sorry for the young'uns nowadays having to learn this mess.

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                ― Christopher Hitchens

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                  Absoultely let's do things the modern way, where we have 10 layers of boilerplate to write/use before we can do anything: View Controller Interface for the controller Orchestrator Interface for the orchestrator Repository Interface for the repository Model Interface for database access Client for database access I feel sorry for the young'uns nowadays having to learn this mess.

                  “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                  ― Christopher Hitchens

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                  Jacquers
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                  Ah, the onion... lots of layers and tears!

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                    '4. Containertainers, it's so 2019! I think Contertainers are much better! ;P

                    A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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                    Dean Roddey
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                    Intratainers?

                    Explorans limites defectum

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                      Intratainers?

                      Explorans limites defectum

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                      Herbie Mountjoy
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                      Compress your containers into a concertainer. We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.

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