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  • S S Houghtelin

    So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

    From Recruiter Email:

    Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

    Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    CodeWraith
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    Maybe they will allow you to wok from home.

    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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    • S S Houghtelin

      So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

      From Recruiter Email:

      Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

      Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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      W Balboos GHB
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      #7

      Shall we just blame this all on Pot?

      Ravings en masse^

      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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      • C CodeWraith

        Maybe they will allow you to wok from home.

        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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        S Houghtelin
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        :laugh: Or, if it's close enough, I could just wok there.

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        • S S Houghtelin

          Or I could end up out of the pan, and into the fire... I must weigh my options carefully. :laugh:

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          OriginalGriff
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          Just drive a steak through her heart; shallot bother you again after that.

          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • W W Balboos GHB

            Shall we just blame this all on Pot?

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            S Houghtelin
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            Now we're cooking with gas! :thumbsup:

            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            • S S Houghtelin

              Now we're cooking with gas! :thumbsup:

              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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              W Balboos GHB
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              #11

              Actually, that was the split-pea curry I had last night.

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              • W W Balboos GHB

                Actually, that was the split-pea curry I had last night.

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                S Houghtelin
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                Thought I had smelt something fishy.

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                • S S Houghtelin

                  :laugh: Or, if it's close enough, I could just wok there.

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                  CodeWraith
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                  This way?[^] (Sorry, but you will most probably not get to see the Wok world championships in English)

                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Just drive a steak through her heart; shallot bother you again after that.

                    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    S Houghtelin
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                    No, I can't let it get pun_itive. It'll get cooked all out of pro_portions.

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    • S S Houghtelin

                      So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

                      From Recruiter Email:

                      Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

                      Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      Kevin Marois
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                      Write back and ask him what skillet he's referring to

                      If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

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                      • S S Houghtelin

                        Or I could end up out of the pan, and into the fire... I must weigh my options carefully. :laugh:

                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                        rnbergren
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                        you beat me to it. But it might be Eggs-celent

                        To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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                        • S S Houghtelin

                          So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

                          From Recruiter Email:

                          Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

                          Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

                          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                          megaadam
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                          It is clearly a corny case: Pöpcørn | Recipes with The Swedish Chef[^]

                          "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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                          • M megaadam

                            It is clearly a corny case: Pöpcørn | Recipes with The Swedish Chef[^]

                            "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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                            S Houghtelin
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                            #18

                            Vert Der Ferk?[^] :laugh:

                            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                            • S S Houghtelin

                              So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

                              From Recruiter Email:

                              Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

                              Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

                              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                              Dean Roddey
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                              Just send back a reply: My skillet is huge, and well seasoned.

                              Explorans limites defectum

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                              • S S Houghtelin

                                So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

                                From Recruiter Email:

                                Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

                                Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

                                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                TNCaver
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                                #20

                                Sounds like a temporary job, just a flash in the pan.

                                If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.

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                                • S S Houghtelin

                                  So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

                                  From Recruiter Email:

                                  Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

                                  Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

                                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                  DRHuff
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                                  #21

                                  Don't do it - sounds like you might be jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.

                                  Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably. I have a lot of sympathy for honest job recruiters, but unfortunately get spammed mainly by indian subsidiaries for 6 month contracts, and they read my resume that I have been with the same company for 12 years ... at some point I made my accounts on these web sites invisible. When they screw up some project in India and they have to deliver to North America, they usually hire some poor local to fix the mess for a couple of months ... if they can find someone. Unfortunately I was forced to put in my spam list every indian name that sends me an email. Always the same tired BS.

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                                    David Crow
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                                    Urban Cricket wrote:

                                    It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably.

                                    It was not a misspelled word.

                                    "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                                    "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                                    "You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles

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                                    • S S Houghtelin

                                      So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...

                                      From Recruiter Email:

                                      Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...

                                      Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:

                                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                      Lost User
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                                      That would have been more appropriate for [this LinkedIn user](https://twitter.com/j4n0/status/1125380024733925377)

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        That would have been more appropriate for [this LinkedIn user](https://twitter.com/j4n0/status/1125380024733925377)

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                                        S Houghtelin
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #24

                                        That made me laugh! Now I feel even less special... ;P Classic.

                                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                        • D David Crow

                                          Urban Cricket wrote:

                                          It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably.

                                          It was not a misspelled word.

                                          "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                                          "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                                          "You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Yeah it was. BTW, just got another spam for a J2EE contract in Halifax of all places. If someone is interested I think I still have the email in the spam folder :)

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