Desperate Recruiters
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Maybe they will allow you to wok from home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Shall we just blame this all on Pot?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Or I could end up out of the pan, and into the fire... I must weigh my options carefully. :laugh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Just drive a steak through her heart; shallot bother you again after that.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Maybe they will allow you to wok from home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
:laugh: Or, if it's close enough, I could just wok there.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Now we're cooking with gas! :thumbsup:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Actually, that was the split-pea curry I had last night.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Shall we just blame this all on Pot?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Now we're cooking with gas! :thumbsup:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Actually, that was the split-pea curry I had last night.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Thought I had smelt something fishy.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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:laugh: Or, if it's close enough, I could just wok there.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Just drive a steak through her heart; shallot bother you again after that.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
No, I can't let it get pun_itive. It'll get cooked all out of pro_portions.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Write back and ask him what skillet he's referring to
If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
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Or I could end up out of the pan, and into the fire... I must weigh my options carefully. :laugh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It is clearly a corny case: Pöpcørn | Recipes with The Swedish Chef[^]
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
Vert Der Ferk?[^] :laugh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Just send back a reply: My skillet is huge, and well seasoned.
Explorans limites defectum
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably. I have a lot of sympathy for honest job recruiters, but unfortunately get spammed mainly by indian subsidiaries for 6 month contracts, and they read my resume that I have been with the same company for 12 years ... at some point I made my accounts on these web sites invisible. When they screw up some project in India and they have to deliver to North America, they usually hire some poor local to fix the mess for a couple of months ... if they can find someone. Unfortunately I was forced to put in my spam list every indian name that sends me an email. Always the same tired BS.
Urban Cricket wrote:
It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably.
It was not a misspelled word.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve, My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer. ...
Wonder what they'll have me cooking up :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
That would have been more appropriate for [this LinkedIn user](https://twitter.com/j4n0/status/1125380024733925377)
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That would have been more appropriate for [this LinkedIn user](https://twitter.com/j4n0/status/1125380024733925377)
That made me laugh! Now I feel even less special... ;P Classic.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Urban Cricket wrote:
It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably.
It was not a misspelled word.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
