It finally happened...
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charlieg wrote:
It took me a few minutes poking around before I figured out how to find the dang source code.
Jeeze! If you can't even handle VB, it's time to practice your burger-flipping techniques.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
If you can handle VB6, you can handle anything. Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Your burgerflippers are the part that fail even at teaching.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Now, now! Not all VB code is written by three year olds. VB's just designed so that it looks like it is.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Not all VB code is written by three year olds
Indeed. I've seen children as old as 7 continue playing with VB, like they're an infant! I told the kid to grow up and use F# or something.
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charlieg wrote:
Looks like VB6.
Then it was written by a "VB6 professional". Run. Run like hell. I'm not joking either. This is my professional advice, don't get burned by that crap. Run while you have the chance. Or ask for at least a thousand dollar more each month. If you accept a VB6-project, you really deserve it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Don't worry, you'll forget about those silly curly braces and semi-colons eventually. :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
Yes. Yes he will. Sometimes I write
If something Then ...
in C++. Or Next at the end of for loops. IT lives. IT wants to be fed. IT won't let you go.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you can handle VB6, you can handle anything. Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Your burgerflippers are the part that fail even at teaching.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
Eddy Vluggen wrote:
If you can handle VB6, you can handle anything.
Ain't that the truth.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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hehe, no time and no permission.
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Ahhh, the 'no money for the rewrite' took me weeks, ended up doing a C# version at the weekend for my own benefit. The people in charge needed to use it, so I gave them my C# version while I was working on the VB version, the exe ran faster and was smaller I was asked why I still converting the VB... :wtf:
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charlieg wrote:
Looks like VB6.
Then it was written by a "VB6 professional". Run. Run like hell. I'm not joking either. This is my professional advice, don't get burned by that crap. Run while you have the chance. Or ask for at least a thousand dollar more each month. If you accept a VB6-project, you really deserve it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
Tell me how you really feel... :laugh: Yeah, I don't have much choice in the matter. Thankfully, it's a relatively simple application.
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Don't worry, you'll forget about those silly curly braces and semi-colons eventually. :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
Isn't that the truth! I looked at the code, and I'm thinking ewwww and that's just with the syntax.
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Isn't that the truth! I looked at the code, and I'm thinking ewwww and that's just with the syntax.
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
I have a feeling we may see some new posts at the Weird and Wonderful forum...which imho should be renamed WTE! as that's more in line with the content. :) So, at least you got the VB6 IDE to work. Hopefully you aren't stuck with a bunch of third-party dependencies. Good luck! :)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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charlieg wrote:
It took me a few minutes poking around before I figured out how to find the dang source code.
Jeeze! If you can't even handle VB, it's time to practice your burger-flipping techniques.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
VB6 wasn't a bad tool. I could do pretty much anything I needed to with it, there was a lot of business apps as well as things like assemblers, game emulators and useful utilities written in VB6. I'm sure at one point I saw a VB6 first edition of UnrealEd floating around. VB.NET on the other hand, well, you may as well use C#, I find converting VB6 across to C# quite therapeutic, I don't think I'm a sadist...
