Advice to all Men thinking of Marriage
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Here's my advide to all of you thinking of mariage: DON'T! Think again, think it through and then think of something else until you can't remember what were you thinking in the first place or lese tou'll end up wondering "what was I thinking?" (in grief!) for the rest of your life. :cool:
"the brain is the most amazing organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you fall in love" (I don't know who said it) Lou
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Please Make sure, Your D Day is not near any major holiday which involves buying present. Having my anniversary in January Mid bites my wallet too much as I have to buy both Xmas and anniversary gift. Apart from that, figuring out two Gift for Mrs in tandem is too much work. On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
cheers,
Super
------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
super wrote:
On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
Wow! Xmas sounds like such a nice holiday. Full of such joyous spirit! Glad I can ignore it. If that options not open to you, consider the following "It's the thought that counts, but, cash is king."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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super wrote:
On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
How about putting her in the dog house everytime she does something you don't like?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Trying to keep this KSS - put her in the dog-house? Then it's going to self-service for you, and indeed, I speak not of buying gas (although the procedure looks remarkably similar). They win because, well, they got what we want to a far greater extent than the reverse.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Please Make sure, Your D Day is not near any major holiday which involves buying present. Having my anniversary in January Mid bites my wallet too much as I have to buy both Xmas and anniversary gift. Apart from that, figuring out two Gift for Mrs in tandem is too much work. On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
cheers,
Super
------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
My brother in law married my sister on her birthday. I pointed out that was pretty smart of him, since he only has to buy her one gift. And only has one date to remember. But then, now they're divorced. Nothing to do with the gift arrangement, I'm sure...
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Trying to keep this KSS - put her in the dog-house? Then it's going to self-service for you, and indeed, I speak not of buying gas (although the procedure looks remarkably similar). They win because, well, they got what we want to a far greater extent than the reverse.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Guess what's the last thing on my mind in such a moment. If she is so fond of the dog house then she can go there herself if she must. I can wait until she finally uses her head for more than just keeping her ears apart.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Like that time, years ago, when Her Highness commanded me to get rid of that computer, otherwise she would go? Well, the computer is still there. In hindsight, I have been better off with that computer.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
commanded me to get rid of that computer
I was just told to remove it from the bedroom (we were poor and just starting at the time).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP