Worst Joke Wednesday
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Paul van der Walt wrote: Oh well, great minds... Thank you:-D I was very content, and surprised, that two members had given my bad joke a 5 and panted it red. Then som grumpy, humorless ididot came along and gave it a 3 so the red colour went away.:( Shows that you can't please everybody. Regards, Haakon. 'Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.' Piet Hein
Haakon S. wrote: the red colour went away I also like having a nice pretty red thread :rolleyes: Paul ;) I have been afraid always. When you see something insurmountable ahead of you, say to yourself: "All right! I am afraid. Now that I've been properly afraid, let's go forward." That is the whole secret. - Jeanne d'Arc
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms and legs, swimming in the sea? A. Clever Dick.
There are 10 kinds of people - those that get binary and those that don't.
a classic one: In the simming contest in the paralimpic olimpiads in the speciality of no-legs and no arms, once the ring sounded all the simmers where put in the water and all of them started to swim, well, all of them excepting the spanish one, that only swam down underwater... after one minute some jury people jumped into water in order to rescue the swimmer... two days after in the hospital the swimmer said: - when I get the mother f@|#~ that has put me a bathing cap...
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Shog9 wrote: Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks. Excellent, I've always loved those jokes. My personal favourites from when I was a kid are the following: Q: How does an elephant get up a tree? A: Stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow! Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree? A1: Stands on a leaf, and waits for autumn A2: It can't it gets it from ducks.
Liam OHagan wrote: Excellent, I've always loved those jokes. And yet another: Whats the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs are both the same. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 Were you different as a kid? Did you ever say "Ooohhh, shiny red" even once? - Paul Watson 11-February-2003