Humanity has fallen so far...
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Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy[^] X|
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy[^] X|
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Sounds yummy right? Candy corn is bad enough but Turkey Dinner Candy Corn...OMG.
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Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy[^] X|
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Pumpkin spice?
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Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy[^] X|
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
This sounds more like something you'd see on April 1st. I thought it couldn't be real but there are plenty of reviews for it. I didn't see a single favorable one. REVIEW: Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn [^]
Best line from the review:
Somewhere in the world, a withered monkey’s paw has lowered a finger.
Just how bad were the other product ideas from the geniuses in marketing that this was approved?
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Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy[^] X|
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Brought to you by the turkeys in Marketing!
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Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy[^] X|
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Jones Soda did make a Thanksgiving pack. Can't find an image to it but here's https://www.jonessoda.com/pages/turkey-and-gravy[^]
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
