Warp Generator anybody?
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So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D
Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing
Thats silly, you want a 5X35 TTC (Time TRansducing Capacitor) for that ;P Elaine (smug fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
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So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D
Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing
My nephew used to be in a Star Trek club when he was younger, but there was another one near by that took it seriously... Once they had a 45 minute lecture on warp engine theory :~ Elaine (nervous fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
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My nephew used to be in a Star Trek club when he was younger, but there was another one near by that took it seriously... Once they had a 45 minute lecture on warp engine theory :~ Elaine (nervous fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
Trollslayer wrote: Once they had a 45 minute lecture on warp engine theory What's so funny ? I gave a talk at a local chamber of commerce on the Ferengi rules of acquisition last year. Amazingly very few people found it funny. :-) A couple of people were rolling arround laughing, while the majority looked on in a bewildered state. :~ Regardz Colin J Davies
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So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D
Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing