Help, I can't drink my beer
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I made surprising progress today, so I thought I'd grab a couple of beers. I'm building a custom JavaScript code editor, and I'm now exhausted. If I hold a beer in my hand, it forces me to focus on it. If I'm focused on something, I'm less likely to nod off. Who wants to wake up in shock from spilling a cold beer on yourself? Right? There is a caveat to this wakefulness technique. If you're holding a glass of beer in your hand, you'll drink it. I haven't found a fix for this, but I will.
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I'm not sure if you have serious issues with life or humor. :) It's 3am on the east coast of the US. I cannot sleep. I am wide awake, my brain is zooming, and I don't do crack. See next post. I have to go to a code merge of a few hundred files..
Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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I'm not sure if you have serious issues with life or humor. :) It's 3am on the east coast of the US. I cannot sleep. I am wide awake, my brain is zooming, and I don't do crack. See next post. I have to go to a code merge of a few hundred files..
Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
charlieg wrote:
I'm not sure if you have serious issues with life or humor. :)
I could answer that question, but I'll be honest with you, I am a liar. If a person is an idiot, does that mean that they have serious issues in life? Are they incapable of having a sense of humor?
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Steve Raw wrote:
I haven't found a fix for this, but I will.
Pick a beverage you don't like. Perhaps tomato juice with ice. Or clamato. Myself I like the first one so no help there.
I've been trying to fix this problem over and over again since I can remember. Last night, I held a glass of beer in my hand. I stayed awake by focusing on not spilling any beer. Then I drank it all. Then, after that, I went to bed and fell asleep. If you don't succeed, try again.
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I made surprising progress today, so I thought I'd grab a couple of beers. I'm building a custom JavaScript code editor, and I'm now exhausted. If I hold a beer in my hand, it forces me to focus on it. If I'm focused on something, I'm less likely to nod off. Who wants to wake up in shock from spilling a cold beer on yourself? Right? There is a caveat to this wakefulness technique. If you're holding a glass of beer in your hand, you'll drink it. I haven't found a fix for this, but I will.
A wise man once told me, "When you've had too much wine, women and song, give up song." Wise friends are priceless...
Will Rogers never met me.
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charlieg wrote:
I'm not sure if you have serious issues with life or humor. :)
I could answer that question, but I'll be honest with you, I am a liar. If a person is an idiot, does that mean that they have serious issues in life? Are they incapable of having a sense of humor?
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I made surprising progress today, so I thought I'd grab a couple of beers. I'm building a custom JavaScript code editor, and I'm now exhausted. If I hold a beer in my hand, it forces me to focus on it. If I'm focused on something, I'm less likely to nod off. Who wants to wake up in shock from spilling a cold beer on yourself? Right? There is a caveat to this wakefulness technique. If you're holding a glass of beer in your hand, you'll drink it. I haven't found a fix for this, but I will.
[Awkward's Humour and Sillies - Beer Troubleshooting Guide](https://beta.sucs.org/~cmckenna/humour/facts/beer.html) Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Improper bladder control. Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Fault: Glass empty. Action: Get someone to buy you another beer. Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. Fault: You have fallen over backward. Action: Have yourself tied to bar. Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts. Fault: You have fallen forward. Action: See Above. Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Action: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Action: Get someone to buy you another beer. Symptom: Floor moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. Symptom: Room seems unusually dark. Fault: Bar has closed. Action: Confirm home address with bartender. Symptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. Fault: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. Action: Cover mouth.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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I made surprising progress today, so I thought I'd grab a couple of beers. I'm building a custom JavaScript code editor, and I'm now exhausted. If I hold a beer in my hand, it forces me to focus on it. If I'm focused on something, I'm less likely to nod off. Who wants to wake up in shock from spilling a cold beer on yourself? Right? There is a caveat to this wakefulness technique. If you're holding a glass of beer in your hand, you'll drink it. I haven't found a fix for this, but I will.
Spillage is carnage, point! :-D
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[Awkward's Humour and Sillies - Beer Troubleshooting Guide](https://beta.sucs.org/~cmckenna/humour/facts/beer.html) Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Improper bladder control. Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Fault: Glass empty. Action: Get someone to buy you another beer. Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. Fault: You have fallen over backward. Action: Have yourself tied to bar. Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts. Fault: You have fallen forward. Action: See Above. Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Action: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Action: Get someone to buy you another beer. Symptom: Floor moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. Symptom: Room seems unusually dark. Fault: Bar has closed. Action: Confirm home address with bartender. Symptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. Fault: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. Action: Cover mouth.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
Many of these sound half familiar from my younger years back when I knew everything. :^)
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I've been trying to fix this problem over and over again since I can remember. Last night, I held a glass of beer in my hand. I stayed awake by focusing on not spilling any beer. Then I drank it all. Then, after that, I went to bed and fell asleep. If you don't succeed, try again.