Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. AI, this is funny

AI, this is funny

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
comagentic-aisalescareer
27 Posts 12 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • M Offline
    M Offline
    MikeCO10
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    I subscribe to emails from Zillow for a couple of different areas. This morning I received a listing on a house with the usual picture, address, pricing, etc. The emails always include the first line or two of the agent's description. Here's what it said:

    Quote:

    ChatGPT Absolutely, I can create an inspiring property description based on the details you've...

    Zillow shoots those emails out immediately on posting, so the agent didn't realize it was sent out including the copied ChatGPT response header. (The online listing doesn't currently contain the wording). It did a nice job on writing a flowery description, or inspiring as ChatGPT put it. :) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56-Ryberry-Dr-Palm-Coast-FL-32164/80411945_zpid/[^]

    1 Mike HankeyM 2 Replies Last reply
    0
    • M MikeCO10

      I subscribe to emails from Zillow for a couple of different areas. This morning I received a listing on a house with the usual picture, address, pricing, etc. The emails always include the first line or two of the agent's description. Here's what it said:

      Quote:

      ChatGPT Absolutely, I can create an inspiring property description based on the details you've...

      Zillow shoots those emails out immediately on posting, so the agent didn't realize it was sent out including the copied ChatGPT response header. (The online listing doesn't currently contain the wording). It did a nice job on writing a flowery description, or inspiring as ChatGPT put it. :) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56-Ryberry-Dr-Palm-Coast-FL-32164/80411945_zpid/[^]

      1 Offline
      1 Offline
      11917640 Member
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      Agent with zero IQ. BTW, have you ever seen an agent with positive IQ? Better to talk with AI directly.

      C J 2 Replies Last reply
      0
      • M MikeCO10

        I subscribe to emails from Zillow for a couple of different areas. This morning I received a listing on a house with the usual picture, address, pricing, etc. The emails always include the first line or two of the agent's description. Here's what it said:

        Quote:

        ChatGPT Absolutely, I can create an inspiring property description based on the details you've...

        Zillow shoots those emails out immediately on posting, so the agent didn't realize it was sent out including the copied ChatGPT response header. (The online listing doesn't currently contain the wording). It did a nice job on writing a flowery description, or inspiring as ChatGPT put it. :) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56-Ryberry-Dr-Palm-Coast-FL-32164/80411945_zpid/[^]

        Mike HankeyM Offline
        Mike HankeyM Offline
        Mike Hankey
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Wonder if AI can help you figure out how you can afford? 10,018 sq/ft lot (.23 acres), are they try to fool you with big numbers? That's a tiny lot!

        As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

        L M D B M 5 Replies Last reply
        0
        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          Wonder if AI can help you figure out how you can afford? 10,018 sq/ft lot (.23 acres), are they try to fool you with big numbers? That's a tiny lot!

          As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

          L Offline
          L Offline
          Lost User
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          Not in the UK The average house sizes & square footage in the UK | DWH[^]

          Mike HankeyM 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • L Lost User

            Not in the UK The average house sizes & square footage in the UK | DWH[^]

            Mike HankeyM Offline
            Mike HankeyM Offline
            Mike Hankey
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            Good god, and I feel cramped in a ~1000 sq/ft house on 3 acres.

            As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

            F N 2 Replies Last reply
            0
            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              Wonder if AI can help you figure out how you can afford? 10,018 sq/ft lot (.23 acres), are they try to fool you with big numbers? That's a tiny lot!

              As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

              M Offline
              M Offline
              MarkTJohnson
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              Yeah, but in Florida would you want a big lot to have to mow in the summer?

              I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

              Mike HankeyM 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • M MarkTJohnson

                Yeah, but in Florida would you want a big lot to have to mow in the summer?

                I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

                Mike HankeyM Offline
                Mike HankeyM Offline
                Mike Hankey
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                We live in a little town in N. FL.. Summers are brutal but we do the mowing early in the morning.

                As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Wonder if AI can help you figure out how you can afford? 10,018 sq/ft lot (.23 acres), are they try to fool you with big numbers? That's a tiny lot!

                  As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                  D Offline
                  D Offline
                  dandy72
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  10,018 sq/ft lot

                  That would make for a huge house. But for a lot? That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small. My neighbor had a nice log house built on 15 acres, and he mowed 4 of those - the rest was covered with trees. He and the wife each had riding mowers and mowing that was a full-day endeavor between the two of them. He sold the whole thing to a housing developer, who then started by cutting down all trees, and will demolish the log house soon, which is a shame as the place looks looked amazing.

                  Mike HankeyM D 2 Replies Last reply
                  0
                  • D dandy72

                    Mike Hankey wrote:

                    10,018 sq/ft lot

                    That would make for a huge house. But for a lot? That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small. My neighbor had a nice log house built on 15 acres, and he mowed 4 of those - the rest was covered with trees. He and the wife each had riding mowers and mowing that was a full-day endeavor between the two of them. He sold the whole thing to a housing developer, who then started by cutting down all trees, and will demolish the log house soon, which is a shame as the place looks looked amazing.

                    Mike HankeyM Offline
                    Mike HankeyM Offline
                    Mike Hankey
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    Brings a song to mind, originally by Joni Mitchel but like Counting Crows version better. Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi ft. Vanessa Carlton (Official Video) - YouTube[^]

                    As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      Good god, and I feel cramped in a ~1000 sq/ft house on 3 acres.

                      As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                      F Offline
                      F Offline
                      fgs1963
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      Keep in mind there are nearly 70 million Brits living on an island the size of Oregon (population 4 million)... :doh:

                      M Mike HankeyM 2 Replies Last reply
                      0
                      • F fgs1963

                        Keep in mind there are nearly 70 million Brits living on an island the size of Oregon (population 4 million)... :doh:

                        M Offline
                        M Offline
                        MarkTJohnson
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        They had their chance 250 years ago, but decided to stay over there.

                        I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • F fgs1963

                          Keep in mind there are nearly 70 million Brits living on an island the size of Oregon (population 4 million)... :doh:

                          Mike HankeyM Offline
                          Mike HankeyM Offline
                          Mike Hankey
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          I understand, I've been there and seen how close they live.

                          As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                          C 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                            Good god, and I feel cramped in a ~1000 sq/ft house on 3 acres.

                            As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                            N Offline
                            N Offline
                            Nelek
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #13

                            Have you been in Japan?[^]

                            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

                            Mike HankeyM 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • N Nelek

                              Have you been in Japan?[^]

                              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

                              Mike HankeyM Offline
                              Mike HankeyM Offline
                              Mike Hankey
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #14

                              I get so claustrophobic in a MRI machine that I need to take a nerve pill before I go in and then close my eyes and clench my fists. I'm so claustrophobic that when I die I'm going to cremated. :) So spending the night in the hotel mentioned would not work for me.

                              As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • 1 11917640 Member

                                Agent with zero IQ. BTW, have you ever seen an agent with positive IQ? Better to talk with AI directly.

                                C Offline
                                C Offline
                                charlieg
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #15

                                Ummm, have to toss my oar in here. My daughter is a real-estate agent. You have no idea how many idiots, sorry customers, sorry, people who want to buy homes and are clueless. yes, there are dumb agents overwhelmed with 10x clients. Now, if you want to go off and buy real-estate via AI, you go do you.

                                Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

                                M 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                  I understand, I've been there and seen how close they live.

                                  As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                                  C Offline
                                  C Offline
                                  charlieg
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #16

                                  In 94 I bought the house I raised my family in. I needed 2 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms and a "yard" large enough to let the munchkins play. 30 years later, I have my grandkids roaming the back of the yard which is only .5 acre. I'd love to have more land. Lottery has not paid out yet :)

                                  Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

                                  Mike HankeyM 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • C charlieg

                                    In 94 I bought the house I raised my family in. I needed 2 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms and a "yard" large enough to let the munchkins play. 30 years later, I have my grandkids roaming the back of the yard which is only .5 acre. I'd love to have more land. Lottery has not paid out yet :)

                                    Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

                                    Mike HankeyM Offline
                                    Mike HankeyM Offline
                                    Mike Hankey
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #17

                                    We have Grandkids and Great Grandkids that love to come and play. We have a creek running through the property and it's a magnet, they love to play.

                                    As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                                    C 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                      We have Grandkids and Great Grandkids that love to come and play. We have a creek running through the property and it's a magnet, they love to play.

                                      As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                                      C Offline
                                      C Offline
                                      charlieg
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #18

                                      This is a beautiful thing. Just have a hose to wash them off before they try to come back to the house. This spring, I am going to take my grandson down to the neighborhood creek and let him play. I get ads for 50 acres in Kentucky for 100k. I'm sitting on beaucoup equity and I can see a small cabin on that.

                                      Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

                                      Mike HankeyM 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • D dandy72

                                        Mike Hankey wrote:

                                        10,018 sq/ft lot

                                        That would make for a huge house. But for a lot? That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small. My neighbor had a nice log house built on 15 acres, and he mowed 4 of those - the rest was covered with trees. He and the wife each had riding mowers and mowing that was a full-day endeavor between the two of them. He sold the whole thing to a housing developer, who then started by cutting down all trees, and will demolish the log house soon, which is a shame as the place looks looked amazing.

                                        D Offline
                                        D Offline
                                        Daniel Pfeffer
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #19

                                        dandy72 wrote:

                                        That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small

                                        That's about 33 * 33 ~= 1,000 square meters, or 1 dunam. But Israeli standards, that is a large plot. Most people in Israel live in apartment blocks. Unless one is in the top 0.1%, a 1,000 square meter plot is about all one is likely to be able to afford.

                                        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

                                        D 1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • C charlieg

                                          This is a beautiful thing. Just have a hose to wash them off before they try to come back to the house. This spring, I am going to take my grandson down to the neighborhood creek and let him play. I get ads for 50 acres in Kentucky for 100k. I'm sitting on beaucoup equity and I can see a small cabin on that.

                                          Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

                                          Mike HankeyM Offline
                                          Mike HankeyM Offline
                                          Mike Hankey
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #20

                                          Do you live in KY? I spent 10 years, 5 of them college years in Murray, KY. S.W. KY.

                                          As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

                                          C 1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups