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    David ONeil
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    Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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      Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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      Pete OHanlon
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      There's always a possibility that there's a LLM behind this. It appears to be a common thing now, to write marketing copy from a prompt.

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        Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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        Peter_in_2780
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        Maybe they just couldn't spell Ma*****ate.

        Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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          There's always a possibility that there's a LLM behind this. It appears to be a common thing now, to write marketing copy from a prompt.

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          David ONeil
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          If so, the person behind that decision should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets.

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            Maybe they just couldn't spell Ma*****ate.

            Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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            David ONeil
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            Don't see why - Shift '8' is a relatively easy keystroke! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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              Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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              den2k88
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              Ads in the OS should be made illegal, I hope the EU will :elephant: MS over with an oil drill on this.

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                Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                Sander Rossel
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                I had to look up that word and undoubtedly many non-English-as-first-language speakers with me (and probably some native English speakers as well) :~

                Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  I had to look up that word and undoubtedly many non-English-as-first-language speakers with me (and probably some native English speakers as well) :~

                  Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                  Lost User
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                  Well, obviously the person who wrote the ad doesn't. :rolleyes:

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                    Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                    'Tis back-to-school season, sooo...

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                      If so, the person behind that decision should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets.

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                      I'm not even sure I'd hire someone that lazy to clean toilets. I'd be afraid they wouldn't use any cleaners.

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                        Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                        dandy72
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                        David O'Neil wrote:

                        "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..."

                        So that's where the guy who came up with "[reticulating splines](https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Reticulating\_splines)" ended up...

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          I had to look up that word and undoubtedly many non-English-as-first-language speakers with me (and probably some native English speakers as well) :~

                          Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                          David ONeil
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                          I consider my vocabulary to be pretty good. That usage didn't match my expectation, so I looked it up. Their usage is quite a stretch. The word is used so infrequently that most people won't be familiar with it, and will just be confused.

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                            If so, the person behind that decision should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets.

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                            Choroid
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                            I see a lot of clean bathrooms at MS just saying

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                              Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              The most dangerous thing in the world isn't stupidity. It's just a teeny bit a knowledge that erroneously gives someone enough false assurance that they know everything. I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

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                                Don't see why - Shift '8' is a relatively easy keystroke! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                trønderen
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                                That's a '(' on a Norwegian keyboard.

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                                  The most dangerous thing in the world isn't stupidity. It's just a teeny bit a knowledge that erroneously gives someone enough false assurance that they know everything. I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

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                                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                  I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

                                  That's cool, but my colleague has been caught many times masticating at his desk.

                                  The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                                    I'm not even sure I'd hire someone that lazy to clean toilets. I'd be afraid they wouldn't use any cleaners.

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                                    David ONeil
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                                    Make them lick it clean, then.

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                                      David O'Neil wrote:

                                      "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..."

                                      So that's where the guy who came up with "[reticulating splines](https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Reticulating\_splines)" ended up...

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                                      jmaida
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                                      Reticulated refers to complex net-like color pattern, cool adjective for python ads.

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                                        Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                                        megaadam
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                                        It is time for you to matriculate to Linux. I did, and I'll never matriculate back. What? You said Dottynet? Here's[^] the answer to that.

                                        "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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                                          Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                                          haughtonomous
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                                          "Matriculate: to be formally admitted to study at a university or college." Cambridge English Dictionary. Hard to see what the word has to do with eliciting sales! The only useful thing about Marketing is it keeps useless people off the streets.

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