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  • R Roger Wright

    Paul Watson wrote: I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? It's a stereotype, the full name being Jewish American Princess. She is typically uninterested in sex, very interested in shopping, self-centered and spoiled. There was a rash of JAP jokes years ago: What does a JAP say while making love? "Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige." What's the worst problem for a JAP after having a colostomy" Finding shoes to match the bag. What's a JAP's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's. This page[^] might give you a better feel for the concept.:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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    Thanks for explaining that Roger ... I should never have gone down that road though, I was doomed from the moment I tried to indicate I liked my women at least 'alive' I'm not really that shallow, unfortunately for me - intelligence, humour, 'wit' acutally all count up there as 'must haves' as well .. talk about heading to be the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way .. 'G'

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      Thanks for explaining that Roger ... I should never have gone down that road though, I was doomed from the moment I tried to indicate I liked my women at least 'alive' I'm not really that shallow, unfortunately for me - intelligence, humour, 'wit' acutally all count up there as 'must haves' as well .. talk about heading to be the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way .. 'G'

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      Garth J Lancaster wrote: the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way Though you don't have your birthdate posted, statistically it's a safe bet that this old fart is well ahead of you...;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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        Garth J Lancaster wrote: the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way Though you don't have your birthdate posted, statistically it's a safe bet that this old fart is well ahead of you...;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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        well, I'd have to say your statiscal guess has a fairly high confidence level !!!! - you are ahead by 11 years !!!!! (20th Feb 1965, I'll be 39 this year, groan, then comes 40 ...) If I have my wits about me even half as much as you appear to do, It wont be so bad .. 'G'

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