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Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.eject(); And the good thing about it being C#, it'll clear up the mess after itself ;-) Michael But you know when the truth is told, That you can get what you want or you can just get old, Your're going to kick off before you even get halfway through. When will you realise... Vienna waits for you? - "The Stranger," Billy Joel
:rolleyes: Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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Paul Watson wrote: If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... :-O 'G'
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>Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... Right. What on God's Green Earth does that mean? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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...a friend sends you his plans for the evening thus:
Beer myBeer = new Beer();
myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
myBeer.setStrength("8%");
myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") {
myBeer.refill();
}myBeer.eject();
cheers, Chris Maunder
...your friend tells you about the neat coding tricks he read about during his honeymoon. _____________________________________________ Of all the senses I could possibly lose,
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Thats why girls go to the toilet in pairs - protection ! The tigress is here :-D
You mean they don't do that to go and talk about me? Bugger. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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Roger Wright wrote: #include Looks like you are using C++ ;) Roger Wright wrote: Beer myBeer = new Beer(); myBeer.setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Will not compile, use -> instead of . myBeer->setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Sorry, I just had to... - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!" My Photos[^] nsms@spyf.dk <- Spam Collecting ;)
So that's why I hadn't stopped drinking before I wrote that bit!:doh: Thanks!:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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>Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... Right. What on God's Green Earth does that mean? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Jello moves when you poke it.;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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Damn! You're right. Oh, well, put it in a try/catch and forget about it. :sigh:
if you
throwthat beer, I willtrytocatchit !
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
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Jello moves when you poke it.;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
So do bushes, sheep, goats, LEGO mounds and lazyboy chairs. I get the jello bit now, thanks to David, but I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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So do bushes, sheep, goats, LEGO mounds and lazyboy chairs. I get the jello bit now, thanks to David, but I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? It's a stereotype, the full name being Jewish American Princess. She is typically uninterested in sex, very interested in shopping, self-centered and spoiled. There was a rash of JAP jokes years ago: What does a JAP say while making love? "Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige." What's the worst problem for a JAP after having a colostomy" Finding shoes to match the bag. What's a JAP's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's. This page[^] might give you a better feel for the concept.:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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If you'd ever been to Bullhead City, AZ, you wouldn't be so picky. X| "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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...a friend sends you his plans for the evening thus:
Beer myBeer = new Beer();
myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
myBeer.setStrength("8%");
myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") {
myBeer.refill();
}myBeer.eject();
cheers, Chris Maunder
There's a bug in your code :) Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") { myBeer.refill();} If you want to ever achieve the "collapsed" state, you'd need to modify it:
while( myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor() != collapsed ) {
myBeer.drink();
if( myBeer.getContents() == "empty" ) {
myBeer.refill();
}
};) Jeremy Kimball
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There's a bug in your code :) Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") { myBeer.refill();} If you want to ever achieve the "collapsed" state, you'd need to modify it:
while( myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor() != collapsed ) {
myBeer.drink();
if( myBeer.getContents() == "empty" ) {
myBeer.refill();
}
};) Jeremy Kimball
*sigh* here I am, thinking I was original... Gotta learn to read the whole thread before replying :P Jer
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Rob Manderson wrote: I'm not sure I can put my finger on just why, but this sounds like it might have come from Michael Martin :) I'd like to take credit Rob, but I can't. I haven't coded anything for over 2 years and it took 3 readings to get it all. All I'm good for now is twist, drink, twist, drink. Michael Martin Australia "I suspect I will be impressed though, I am easy." - Paul Watson 21/09/2003
Michael Martin wrote: All I'm good for now is twist, drink, twist, drink Which is better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick :) Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net **Paul Watson wrote:**What sense would you most dislike loosing? Ian Darling replied. Telepathy Then I'd no longer be able to find out everyones dirty little secrets The Lounge, December 4 2003
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Those set methods look worryingly like a java programmer's way of setting fields :~
I noticed that too! Assuming it's Java, did you spot the bug in this line?
while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed")
Then again, an infinite loop may be just fine. :-) Regards, Alvaro
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Paul Watson wrote: If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... :-O 'G'
Garth J Lancaster wrote: I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... I like yur thinking. Go get her......
"Je pense, donc je mange." - Rene Descartes 1689 - Just before his mother put his tea on the table. Shameless Plug - Distributed Database Transactions in .NET using COM+
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Paul Watson wrote: I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? It's a stereotype, the full name being Jewish American Princess. She is typically uninterested in sex, very interested in shopping, self-centered and spoiled. There was a rash of JAP jokes years ago: What does a JAP say while making love? "Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige." What's the worst problem for a JAP after having a colostomy" Finding shoes to match the bag. What's a JAP's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's. This page[^] might give you a better feel for the concept.:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
Thanks for explaining that Roger ... I should never have gone down that road though, I was doomed from the moment I tried to indicate I liked my women at least 'alive' I'm not really that shallow, unfortunately for me - intelligence, humour, 'wit' acutally all count up there as 'must haves' as well .. talk about heading to be the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way .. 'G'
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Thanks for explaining that Roger ... I should never have gone down that road though, I was doomed from the moment I tried to indicate I liked my women at least 'alive' I'm not really that shallow, unfortunately for me - intelligence, humour, 'wit' acutally all count up there as 'must haves' as well .. talk about heading to be the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way .. 'G'
Garth J Lancaster wrote: the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way Though you don't have your birthdate posted, statistically it's a safe bet that this old fart is well ahead of you...;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way Though you don't have your birthdate posted, statistically it's a safe bet that this old fart is well ahead of you...;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
well, I'd have to say your statiscal guess has a fairly high confidence level !!!! - you are ahead by 11 years !!!!! (20th Feb 1965, I'll be 39 this year, groan, then comes 40 ...) If I have my wits about me even half as much as you appear to do, It wont be so bad .. 'G'