You know you're a developer when...
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...a friend sends you his plans for the evening thus:
Beer myBeer = new Beer();
myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
myBeer.setStrength("8%");
myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") {
myBeer.refill();
}myBeer.eject();
cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.eject(); I prefer use
myBeer.Dispose();:-D:-D "Courage choose who will follow, Fate choose who will lead" - Lord Gunner, Septerra Core "Press any key to continue, where's the ANY key ?" - Homer Simpsons Drinking gives me amazing powers of insight. I can solve all the worlds problems when drunk, but can never remember the solutions in the morning. - Michael P Butler to Paul Watson on 12/08/03 -
Michael P Butler wrote: And the good thing about it being C#, it'll clear up the mess after itself Yes, but when!? Thank god for stack based objects in C++ - deterministic finalization is a good thing. Unfortunately not very common in the beer drinking process. :( -- I am perpetual, I keep the country clean.
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Thank god for stack based objects in C++ - deterministic finalization is a good thing. Unfortunately not very common in the beer drinking process Not even when you "stack" the empty pint glasses up to try and reach the ceiling before the bar staff collect them? :-D -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Thank god for stack based objects in C++ - deterministic finalization is a good thing. Unfortunately not very common in the beer drinking process Not even when you "stack" the empty pint glasses up to try and reach the ceiling before the bar staff collect them? :-D -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky
Anybody who tries to smash the stack deserves some kind of punishment.. ;) -- I am perpetual, I keep the country clean.
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Anybody who tries to smash the stack deserves some kind of punishment.. ;) -- I am perpetual, I keep the country clean.
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Anybody who tries to smash the stack deserves some kind of punishment :laugh: -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky
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>If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE) Slight change.
If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel)>PROJECTILE_MODE_ACTIVE :laugh: What a constant. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...Thats why girls go to the toilet in pairs - protection ! The tigress is here :-D
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I think that version will throw an OutOfBeer exception since myBeer.drink() is called without filling the glass. :~ /Magnus
- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
Damn! You're right. Oh, well, put it in a try/catch and forget about it. :sigh:
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Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.eject(); And the good thing about it being C#, it'll clear up the mess after itself ;-) Michael But you know when the truth is told, That you can get what you want or you can just get old, Your're going to kick off before you even get halfway through. When will you realise... Vienna waits for you? - "The Stranger," Billy Joel
:rolleyes: Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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Paul Watson wrote: If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... :-O 'G'
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>Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... Right. What on God's Green Earth does that mean? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
I'm lost too. Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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...a friend sends you his plans for the evening thus:
Beer myBeer = new Beer();
myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
myBeer.setStrength("8%");
myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") {
myBeer.refill();
}myBeer.eject();
cheers, Chris Maunder
...your friend tells you about the neat coding tricks he read about during his honeymoon. _____________________________________________ Of all the senses I could possibly lose,
It is most often the one called 'common' that gets lost. -
Thats why girls go to the toilet in pairs - protection ! The tigress is here :-D
You mean they don't do that to go and talk about me? Bugger. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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Roger Wright wrote: #include Looks like you are using C++ ;) Roger Wright wrote: Beer myBeer = new Beer(); myBeer.setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Will not compile, use -> instead of . myBeer->setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Sorry, I just had to... - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!" My Photos[^] nsms@spyf.dk <- Spam Collecting ;)
So that's why I hadn't stopped drinking before I wrote that bit!:doh: Thanks!:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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>Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... Right. What on God's Green Earth does that mean? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Jello moves when you poke it.;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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Damn! You're right. Oh, well, put it in a try/catch and forget about it. :sigh:
if you
throwthat beer, I willtrytocatchit !
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
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Jello moves when you poke it.;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
So do bushes, sheep, goats, LEGO mounds and lazyboy chairs. I get the jello bit now, thanks to David, but I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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So do bushes, sheep, goats, LEGO mounds and lazyboy chairs. I get the jello bit now, thanks to David, but I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? It's a stereotype, the full name being Jewish American Princess. She is typically uninterested in sex, very interested in shopping, self-centered and spoiled. There was a rash of JAP jokes years ago: What does a JAP say while making love? "Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige." What's the worst problem for a JAP after having a colostomy" Finding shoes to match the bag. What's a JAP's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's. This page[^] might give you a better feel for the concept.:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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If you'd ever been to Bullhead City, AZ, you wouldn't be so picky. X| "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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...a friend sends you his plans for the evening thus:
Beer myBeer = new Beer();
myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
myBeer.setStrength("8%");
myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") {
myBeer.refill();
}myBeer.eject();
cheers, Chris Maunder
There's a bug in your code :) Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") { myBeer.refill();} If you want to ever achieve the "collapsed" state, you'd need to modify it:
while( myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor() != collapsed ) {
myBeer.drink();
if( myBeer.getContents() == "empty" ) {
myBeer.refill();
}
};) Jeremy Kimball
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There's a bug in your code :) Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") { myBeer.refill();} If you want to ever achieve the "collapsed" state, you'd need to modify it:
while( myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor() != collapsed ) {
myBeer.drink();
if( myBeer.getContents() == "empty" ) {
myBeer.refill();
}
};) Jeremy Kimball
*sigh* here I am, thinking I was original... Gotta learn to read the whole thread before replying :P Jer
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Rob Manderson wrote: I'm not sure I can put my finger on just why, but this sounds like it might have come from Michael Martin :) I'd like to take credit Rob, but I can't. I haven't coded anything for over 2 years and it took 3 readings to get it all. All I'm good for now is twist, drink, twist, drink. Michael Martin Australia "I suspect I will be impressed though, I am easy." - Paul Watson 21/09/2003
Michael Martin wrote: All I'm good for now is twist, drink, twist, drink Which is better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick :) Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net **Paul Watson wrote:**What sense would you most dislike loosing? Ian Darling replied. Telepathy Then I'd no longer be able to find out everyones dirty little secrets The Lounge, December 4 2003