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  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

    Anybody who tries to smash the stack deserves some kind of punishment.. ;) -- I am perpetual, I keep the country clean.

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    Ian Darling
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    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Anybody who tries to smash the stack deserves some kind of punishment :laugh: -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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    • P Paul Watson

      >If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE) Slight change. If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) >PROJECTILE_MODE_ACTIVE :laugh: What a constant. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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      Lost User
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      Thats why girls go to the toilet in pairs - protection ! The tigress is here :-D

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      • _ _Magnus_

        I think that version will throw an OutOfBeer exception since myBeer.drink() is called without filling the glass. :~ /Magnus


        - I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

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        Stan Shannon
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        Damn! You're right. Oh, well, put it in a try/catch and forget about it. :sigh:

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        • M Michael P Butler

          Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.eject(); And the good thing about it being C#, it'll clear up the mess after itself ;-) Michael But you know when the truth is told, That you can get what you want or you can just get old, Your're going to kick off before you even get halfway through. When will you realise... Vienna waits for you? - "The Stranger," Billy Joel

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          Brian Delahunty
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          :rolleyes: Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
          http://www.briandela.com/pictures Now with a pictures section :-D
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          • G Garth J Lancaster

            Paul Watson wrote: If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... :-O 'G'

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            Brian Delahunty
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            :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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            • P Paul Watson

              >Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... Right. What on God's Green Earth does that mean? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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              Brian Delahunty
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              I'm lost too. Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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              • C Chris Maunder

                ...a friend sends you his plans for the evening thus:

                Beer myBeer = new Beer();
                myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
                myBeer.setStrength("8%");
                myBeer.drink();

                while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") {
                myBeer.refill();
                }

                myBeer.eject();

                cheers, Chris Maunder

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                LongRange Shooter
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                ...your friend tells you about the neat coding tricks he read about during his honeymoon. _____________________________________________ Of all the senses I could possibly lose,
                It is most often the one called 'common' that gets lost.

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                  Thats why girls go to the toilet in pairs - protection ! The tigress is here :-D

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                  Paul Watson
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                  You mean they don't do that to go and talk about me? Bugger. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                  • A Anders Molin

                    Roger Wright wrote: #include Looks like you are using C++ ;) Roger Wright wrote: Beer myBeer = new Beer(); myBeer.setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Will not compile, use -> instead of . myBeer->setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Sorry, I just had to... - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!" My Photos[^] nsms@spyf.dk <- Spam Collecting ;)

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                    Roger Wright
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                    So that's why I hadn't stopped drinking before I wrote that bit!:doh: Thanks!:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      >Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... Right. What on God's Green Earth does that mean? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                      Roger Wright
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                      Jello moves when you poke it.;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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                      • S Stan Shannon

                        Damn! You're right. Oh, well, put it in a try/catch and forget about it. :sigh:

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                        Maximilien
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                        if you throw that beer, I will try to catch it !


                        Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad

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                        • R Roger Wright

                          Jello moves when you poke it.;P "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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                          Paul Watson
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                          So do bushes, sheep, goats, LEGO mounds and lazyboy chairs. I get the jello bit now, thanks to David, but I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                            So do bushes, sheep, goats, LEGO mounds and lazyboy chairs. I get the jello bit now, thanks to David, but I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                            Roger Wright
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                            Paul Watson wrote: I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? It's a stereotype, the full name being Jewish American Princess. She is typically uninterested in sex, very interested in shopping, self-centered and spoiled. There was a rash of JAP jokes years ago: What does a JAP say while making love? "Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige." What's the worst problem for a JAP after having a colostomy" Finding shoes to match the bag. What's a JAP's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's. This page[^] might give you a better feel for the concept.:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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                            • G G Raven

                              If (fembarfly == ALIVE | HASMORETHAN3TEETH) ... G. Raven

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                              Roger Wright
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                              If you'd ever been to Bullhead City, AZ, you wouldn't be so picky. X| "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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                              • C Chris Maunder

                                ...a friend sends you his plans for the evening thus:

                                Beer myBeer = new Beer();
                                myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
                                myBeer.setStrength("8%");
                                myBeer.drink();

                                while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") {
                                myBeer.refill();
                                }

                                myBeer.eject();

                                cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                Jeremy Kimball
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                                There's a bug in your code :) Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") { myBeer.refill();} If you want to ever achieve the "collapsed" state, you'd need to modify it:

                                while( myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor() != collapsed ) {
                                myBeer.drink();
                                if( myBeer.getContents() == "empty" ) {
                                myBeer.refill();
                                }
                                }

                                ;) Jeremy Kimball

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                                • J Jeremy Kimball

                                  There's a bug in your code :) Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.drink();while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed") { myBeer.refill();} If you want to ever achieve the "collapsed" state, you'd need to modify it:

                                  while( myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor() != collapsed ) {
                                  myBeer.drink();
                                  if( myBeer.getContents() == "empty" ) {
                                  myBeer.refill();
                                  }
                                  }

                                  ;) Jeremy Kimball

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                                  Jeremy Kimball
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                                  *sigh* here I am, thinking I was original... Gotta learn to read the whole thread before replying :P Jer

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                                    Rob Manderson wrote: I'm not sure I can put my finger on just why, but this sounds like it might have come from Michael Martin :) I'd like to take credit Rob, but I can't. I haven't coded anything for over 2 years and it took 3 readings to get it all. All I'm good for now is twist, drink, twist, drink. Michael Martin Australia "I suspect I will be impressed though, I am easy." - Paul Watson 21/09/2003

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                                    Rob Manderson
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                                    Michael Martin wrote: All I'm good for now is twist, drink, twist, drink Which is better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick :) Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net **Paul Watson wrote:**What sense would you most dislike loosing? Ian Darling replied. Telepathy Then I'd no longer be able to find out everyones dirty little secrets The Lounge, December 4 2003

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                                    • Y yetanotherchris

                                      Those set methods look worryingly like a java programmer's way of setting fields :~

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                                      Alvaro Mendez
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                                      I noticed that too! Assuming it's Java, did you spot the bug in this line?

                                      while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed")

                                      Then again, an infinite loop may be just fine. :-) Regards, Alvaro


                                      He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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                                      • G Garth J Lancaster

                                        Paul Watson wrote: If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... :-O 'G'

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                                        Giles
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                                        Garth J Lancaster wrote: I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... I like yur thinking. Go get her......


                                        "Je pense, donc je mange." - Rene Descartes 1689 - Just before his mother put his tea on the table. Shameless Plug - Distributed Database Transactions in .NET using COM+

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                                        • R Roger Wright

                                          Paul Watson wrote: I still don't get what is so special about a Jewish princess? It's a stereotype, the full name being Jewish American Princess. She is typically uninterested in sex, very interested in shopping, self-centered and spoiled. There was a rash of JAP jokes years ago: What does a JAP say while making love? "Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige." What's the worst problem for a JAP after having a colostomy" Finding shoes to match the bag. What's a JAP's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's. This page[^] might give you a better feel for the concept.:-D "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

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                                          Garth J Lancaster
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                                          Thanks for explaining that Roger ... I should never have gone down that road though, I was doomed from the moment I tried to indicate I liked my women at least 'alive' I'm not really that shallow, unfortunately for me - intelligence, humour, 'wit' acutally all count up there as 'must haves' as well .. talk about heading to be the worlds oldest bachelor, Im well on the way .. 'G'

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