Funny KB article
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Hair Color of the "Person" Icon for a User Group Becomes Gray If the Group Contains More Than 500 Users [^] :laugh: :laugh:
I always think that the idea of a compiler that compiles another compiler or itself is rather incestuous in a binary way. - Colin Davies My .Net Blog
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Hair Color of the "Person" Icon for a User Group Becomes Gray If the Group Contains More Than 500 Users [^] :laugh: :laugh:
I always think that the idea of a compiler that compiles another compiler or itself is rather incestuous in a binary way. - Colin Davies My .Net Blog
"As it turns out, even though TweakUI is an incredibly cool piece of software, it has one limitation that we could capitalize on and use against it: Kryptonite."Tweakomatic[^]
Ian Darling "One of the few systems...which has had “no deaths” in the reliability requirements." - Michael Platt
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"As it turns out, even though TweakUI is an incredibly cool piece of software, it has one limitation that we could capitalize on and use against it: Kryptonite."Tweakomatic[^]
Ian Darling "One of the few systems...which has had “no deaths” in the reliability requirements." - Michael Platt
Thanks for the link. I really liked this part: Warning Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, please call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes! John
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"As it turns out, even though TweakUI is an incredibly cool piece of software, it has one limitation that we could capitalize on and use against it: Kryptonite."Tweakomatic[^]
Ian Darling "One of the few systems...which has had “no deaths” in the reliability requirements." - Michael Platt
Ian Darling wrote: Tweakomatic[^] Warning Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, please call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes! How do you guys come across this stuff? :wtf: ~Nitron.
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Ian Darling wrote: Tweakomatic[^] Warning Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, please call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes! How do you guys come across this stuff? :wtf: ~Nitron.
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startNitron wrote: How do you guys come across this stuff? It was in the CodeProject newsletter a few weeks back. :doh: We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. ~ H.L. Mencken
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Thanks for the link. I really liked this part: Warning Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, please call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes! John
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Nitron wrote: How do you guys come across this stuff? It was in the CodeProject newsletter a few weeks back. :doh: We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. ~ H.L. Mencken
Mike Mullikin wrote: It was in the CodeProject newsletter a few weeks back. :doh: Didn't realise that it had been in the newsletter. I found it via a friends slashdot journal yesterday :rolleyes:
Ian Darling "One of the few systems...which has had “no deaths” in the reliability requirements." - Michael Platt
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Hair Color of the "Person" Icon for a User Group Becomes Gray If the Group Contains More Than 500 Users [^] :laugh: :laugh:
I always think that the idea of a compiler that compiles another compiler or itself is rather incestuous in a binary way. - Colin Davies My .Net Blog
If I had to manage a network with 500+ users, my hair would turn gray too..:sigh: Steve
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"As it turns out, even though TweakUI is an incredibly cool piece of software, it has one limitation that we could capitalize on and use against it: Kryptonite."Tweakomatic[^]
Ian Darling "One of the few systems...which has had “no deaths” in the reliability requirements." - Michael Platt
Did you know when you exit Tweakomatic it tries to contact the internet ? Yay for firewalls ! Elaine (justifiably paranoid fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
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"As it turns out, even though TweakUI is an incredibly cool piece of software, it has one limitation that we could capitalize on and use against it: Kryptonite."Tweakomatic[^]
Ian Darling "One of the few systems...which has had “no deaths” in the reliability requirements." - Michael Platt
Ian Darling wrote: Tweakomatic[^] I'm going to take a guess that Paul DiLascia (who writes the C++ Q&A for MSDN Magazine) wrote this. He edited an article I once wrote for MSJ Magazine and tossed in some nice humor for me. If you read his C++ column, you know he's a real witty guy. It's the first part of the mag I go to each month. I may be wrong, but it sure sounds like him. C'mon Paul, fess up! QRZ? de WAØTTN