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Amir Mahfoozi

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  • Bug in survey results summary
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    This is a bug in survey result page. At that time, site had four votes but "percentages" and "total" values were still for 3 votes. You can see the snapshot here : Snapshot[^] Regards

    Site Bugs / Suggestions help

  • Finally mathematically modeled
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    I didn't think so too until I saw this equation. :rolleyes:

    The Soapbox question

  • Finally mathematically modeled
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    They where very polite that named it D-Cup ! :) It is very clear that what it is :-D May be they study too much and didn't know anything about this stuff.

    The Soapbox question

  • Finally mathematically modeled
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Yes it impressed me too :)

    The Soapbox question

  • Finally mathematically modeled
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    ;)

    The Soapbox question

  • Finally mathematically modeled
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    The strange thing is that right clicking on it and clicking on Search the web has different results than opening a Google page and pasting that formula and pressing Enter !

    The Soapbox question

  • Finally mathematically modeled
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Finally scientists successfully modeled some parts of these strange creatures numerically : exp((-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))/999)+exp((-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))/999)+0.1*exp(-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))+0.1*exp(-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)) Can't you draw it manually ? Try googling it.

    The Soapbox question

  • Nun
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    A soldier got to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two Military Police came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she can fully understand the fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think of me as rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."

    The Soapbox

  • The auditing
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    The IRS decides to audit Morris, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Morris shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Morris. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Morris says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Morris removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Morris says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Morris isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Morris removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Morris's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 'Want to go double or nothing?' Morris asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.' The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Morris stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just cancelled a major loss. But Morris's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks. 'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Morris told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and not only that but you'd be happy about it!'

    The Lounge question

  • Strategy
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Thank you Slacker ;)

    The Lounge question

  • Strategy
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Thanks Espen ;)

    The Lounge question

  • Strategy
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

    The Lounge question

  • Lego Cubestormer Robot
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    You're welcome Slacker007. I had the idea to write an application to get the current configuration of a given Rubic and and solve it visually but I see that some people already have solved it not even by software but also made its hardware X| It's for many time that I think that I have a new Idea and after that aware that some people implemented that idea long time ago. It is not very strange in a planet with 7 billion population.

    The Lounge com

  • Lego Cubestormer Robot
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    I found it interesting and wanted to share it with you :) http://themetapicture.com/lego-cubestormer-robot/[^] Awesome !

    The Lounge com

  • Always scream when you are scared !
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    They can push a very special button in their control panel : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland[^] :laugh: And continue causing people to laugh with their airliner.

    The Lounge adobe algorithms tutorial

  • Always scream when you are scared !
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Thank you Mark :)

    The Lounge adobe algorithms tutorial

  • Always scream when you are scared !
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Thank you Espen :)

    The Lounge adobe algorithms tutorial

  • Always scream when you are scared !
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Thank you Dalek :)

    The Lounge adobe algorithms tutorial

  • Always scream when you are scared !
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Thanks a lot :)

    The Lounge adobe algorithms tutorial

  • Always scream when you are scared !
    A Amir Mahfoozi

    Thank you Joan :)

    The Lounge adobe algorithms tutorial
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