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The IRS decides to audit Morris, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Morris shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Morris. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Morris says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Morris removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Morris says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Morris isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Morris removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Morris's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 'Want to go double or nothing?' Morris asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.' The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Morris stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just cancelled a major loss. But Morris's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks. 'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Morris told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and not only that but you'd be happy about it!'

Thank you Slacker ;)

Thanks Espen ;)

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

You're welcome Slacker007. I had the idea to write an application to get the current configuration of a given Rubic and and solve it visually but I see that some people already have solved it not even by software but also made its hardware X| It's for many time that I think that I have a new Idea and after that aware that some people implemented that idea long time ago. It is not very strange in a planet with 7 billion population.

I found it interesting and wanted to share it with you :) http://themetapicture.com/lego-cubestormer-robot/[^] Awesome !

They can push a very special button in their control panel : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland[^] :laugh: And continue causing people to laugh with their airliner.

Thank you Mark :)

Thank you Espen :)

Thank you Dalek :)

Thanks a lot :)

Thank you Joan :)

Thanks Bassam.

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !!

Roy from Detroit:

The lazy people would be tempted to take more and more time off, eventually leading to their termination for pure lack of performance. Maybe this is actually a honey-trap for the lazy.

I think that is the main idea behind this scheme. Lazy people will overdose these type of vacations and become fired automatically ! while hard worker ones will take its benefits.

Who dares to do this in his company ? http://www.inc.com/joe-reynolds/give-your-employees-unlimited-vacation-time.html[^] Probably leads to bankruptcy within a month.

Hi Chris, Thanks for your kind attention :) Regards.

:laugh: And because they have not the facilities to be active in other ways they have faced to these ways ;)

In the second image in the lower part they mentioned that 2 million users watching porn sites in each minute. I didn't see that but after your comment I searched for it. Anyway it is a large number of users in a minute. That is why some people are very active in those fields. Because more visitors means more money making. :cool: