I saw Einstein's famous quote about the need for simplicity on slashdot today: "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein ...but then realized that the quote itself as not as simple as possible, because the potentially simple sentence is complex - the ending clause is redundant, for if something is already as simple as possible, it's impossible to simplify it further. Was he of the wild hair pulling our leg?

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Programmers exhibit some combination of artistry and craftsmanship, as well as a dash of "mad scientist" persona and modus operandi; one must also be as tenacious as a bulldog that has just caught a porchclimber by the kneecap. Said otherwise, a good coder needs to be creative, astute, masterful, and hard-working. I wrote along a similar line here: What's in a Name? On Shakespeare, Lincoln, Cream, and European Starlings (and how they relate to "Software Developers")[^]

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That's just two words; you've got to come up with something better than that. Besides, we're on "D" now.

You had me fooled- I thought that was a political speech.

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Are you accusing me of plagiarism? ;-)

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Yes, and that was before Breakfast!

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I got that, too; I guess the reason in my case is that, for whatever reason (never cared enough to really look into it), my email account on att.net welcomes me with my wife's name ("Hi, Cherri!" or whatever). Even though my email address is bclayshannon (which "it" obviously can see), it still welcomes me that way; and hers is or was vice-versa.

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