Man!!! This is a good one :)

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What is common in Mumbai Indians and Indian Politics? . . . . . Both have a sardar captain but the team is run by a women :)

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

Nurse: Your Wife just delivered triplets British : I'm not surprised, My tool is as big as a chimney Nurse: Better get it cleaned they are all Black. :)

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

AFAIK, You can sort maps only by the Key element. I think that is the the point of having maps. Your scenario might work out some way. but what if 2 different keys has the same values? how will you sort it?

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

You should try this link. [^]

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

Repost. I remember posting it here :)[^]

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

Why did you remove the contents in the post?

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

Dalek Dave wrote:

I would have expected...
ii)Unable
iii)Embarrassed
iv)Admittance of unamusing tale

Excuse me

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I wouldn't want to answer of your questions because i just don't feel like. :)

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Ok. I got your point.

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Mohibur Rashid wrote:

what were you thinking

Absolutely nothing. A joke should be taken as a joke. I do it that way. Others have their way of interpreting it.

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A Married Lawyer had fun in his car, with his secretary. On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it apart screaming "What is this ??" He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case, worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you wanted !!" She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

200 Tabs?? You should look into this google [^]and get an insight of what Tab control is and how to create tab controls. The links give you lots of links to other websites. It is worth looking into some of them

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"A lion will not cheat on his mate, but a Tiger Wood!"

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

In your part of the world getting a maid would be expensive and difficult. But in India any Medium Income Group people do keep a maid for all the basic needs like cleaning utensils, mopping the floor and washing the clothes(rarely) and its not very expensive (say 25$ a month average.) And in India the concept of Fixed price Contracts are not yet implemented and i doubt it will be implemented.

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The Pictures are good. The Questions sucks.

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

Break both your legs. Does that give you a double all the best. Go for it Man. :)

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Prerak Patel wrote:

And I just sat there...on the couch...n@ked

Ouch ;)

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Well it depends.. Sometimes its Pink Floyd,Doors, Deep Purple. Otherwise its Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel. and sometimes its Indian classical.

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

:laugh:

Every new day is another chance to change your life.