Fifth received here also.

Political parties to vote for. :rolleyes:

I'm not sure IT can be done. if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

Send them back [this](http://csharp.net-informations.com/string/csharp-string-format.htm) If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

Elegance is simplicity. The perfect solution. I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

I call 'em like I see 'em. ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

If said archaeologists are descended from today's "average facebooker", I'd be surprised if they even knew how to read. We already have people suffering from 2nd-generation illiteracy (their parents and teachers are barely literate); does anyone think it will get better in the future? (Note that I am not referring to those for whom English is a second tongue; I am referring to those for whom it is not even a first!) If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

Only if that newspaper was The S*n ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

I dunno. I think they've captured him[^] very well! For the uninitiated this is the character of that name in "Stella" the brilliant Sky TV series created and written by and also starring Ruth Jones! I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

Soapbox! Soapbox! :-D How do we preserve the wisdom men will need, when their violent passions are spent? - The Lost Horizon

Wonder if it's related to this: Do not share the link that crashes iPhones and Mac browsers[^] "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

It can;t be worse than Sean in a Mankini, trust me... X| Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

And we won't even mention Girl Scout Cookies!!

Bacon doesn't go in a sandwich, it makes it sound too refined. It's a bun or a buttie, with a little Brown Sauce! :laugh: Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

I don't really care about specific examples, he messed up good and he needed a computer to mess up this bad :) My out-of-context quote still stands strong :D Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile. Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra Regards, Sander

MAITRE D: Ah, good afternoon, sir, and how are we today? MR. CREOSOTE: Better. MAITRE D: Better? MR. CREOSOTE: Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U[^] :-D "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

Patrick Gordon; in answer to you're question. And, yes, he's still around. I'm personally vouching for this. Here's a linkidink: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2036436/?ref_=fn_al_tt_9[^] Spoiler Alert! It's quite sad when one of the team dogs is torn to shreds by three others so ...

Member 9082365 wrote: Really? You got that out of my detailed, reasoned argument? Well it is what you've been saying all along.. just read through your posts again if you don't remember. Member 9082365 wrote: Final fact, then I'm done. The RNLI is a charity. That is not going to change. Not under a Conservative Government, a New Labour Government, an Old Labour Government, a whatever Labour is under Jeremy Corbyn Government, an SNP Government (can't be ruled out!) or any other. You don't have to like it. You do have to lump it or move to a country where the work that the RNLI does is wholly state funded ... if there is one! You're probably right. I think Britain probably is on it's way out really, that's why I was asking about other places to live/work the other week. It's like we're doing the junkyard sale - "everything's for sale, everything must go, make an offer before we close up for good". :laugh: How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Or an aussie[^] stiff upper lip[^]. :-D Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X I use 1TBS

It's not that bad. I mean, I'd have offered him a kidney. My appendix? What? Damn, but the guy was just too picky! I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!