We (Seattle) won a Super Bowl.:cool:

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mark merrens wrote:

Someone tried to swipe it

Are you sure the person wasn't just trying to take it home for the night to memorize it?

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yes, yes, thus my humerus post.

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Got rid of the whiteboard. Word looks about the same. I like sticky notes and small pieces of notebook paper.

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I knew a bartender that could have 50 people in her bar and once she served them their first drink she could make them all another at any time without asking what they were drinking again. Doesn't seem like that much to remember. Employees go to their supervisors for a reason. The supervisor is supposed to know these things. Greater responsibility comes with moving up the ladder.

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yes, because of your saved up vacation and sick pay.

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Yes, the FAA is offering tips for holiday travelers due to the fact that any plane can crash at any time and kill you. Save time by praying at home. clickety[^]

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Somebody's fired

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nice

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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.” The second said, “I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house.” The third said “I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.” The fourth said, “You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can’t read anymore because she can’t see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.” The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. “She wrote: “Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.” “Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks.” “Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I’ve lost my hearing and I’m nearly blind. I’ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same.” “Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you.”

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Christian Graus wrote:

zombie apocalypse.

The new era of programmers

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Christian Graus wrote:

the allure of working from home wasn't doing it for me any more

I can't work anywhere else now or for anyone else. 'I am a bad employee' :-D I know that whatever you do you will be successful, even with your love for OSX. :omg: A lot of programming is going mobile now so I have been working with JDeveloper. Knock em dead Christian.

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IE 10 crashes on me everyday now depending on the site. I have not bothered to find out what is going on, I just made Chrome my default browser and use it. IE just keeps getting worse and worse

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They licked my my eyepatch when I went there.

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Phuc

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If you play country music backwards you get back your truck, dog, gun, etc. :)

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They call them Managers. :)

What if there were none?

Harry Potter on shrooms?

What if there were none?

He wasn't really in Seattle. This actually happened at Apple. :)

Two wrongs don't make a left.

Shouldn't we Look before we Leap? :)

My favorite bits make quarters.