That triggered a memory: "Question Me An Answer"-sung by Bobby Van and Chorus - Lost Horizon [^][Burt Bacharach / Bobby Van ~ Question Me An Answer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMX81JFm30I)

The Iowa State Fair runs from August 13th through the 23rd. I am going out of town for a family reunion during most of the fair - otherwise I might have to diet the rest of the year from this ten day event. I think I gained weight just by reading the new entries. New foods for this year include: Apple Pie On-A-Stick: sliced apples dipped in a funnel cake batter and apple pie spice, deep fried and topped with cinnamon sugar. Served with a side of caramel and three apple wedges. Corn in a Cup: Available in two varieties. "The Iowan," which includes a cup of corn niblets, pork sausage, cheddar cheese, mayo, butter, lime and spicy magic dust. "The Mexican" is a blend of corn niblets, pork chorizo, coyote cheese, butter, mayo, lime, and spicy magic dust. Cattleman's Steak Fajita Wrap: juicy marinated certified angus beef, traditonal peppers and onions, lettuce, and cheese all wrapped in a flour tortilla, and topped with a chipotle mayo. Deep Fried Nacho Balls: seasoned ground beef, jalapenos, and cheddar cheese rolled in a Nacho Cheese Dorito crust. Deep fried and served with nacho cheese dipping sauce. Toasted Coconut Caramel Cluster: a blend coconut, pretzel pieces, and caramel dipped in chocolate and served on a stick. Ultimate Bacon Brisket Bomb: smoked pure ground brisket, diced jalapenos, a few onions, infused with a pepper cheese, all wrapped in bacon, and served with a sweet and spicy chili glaze. Chocolate Marshmallow Malt Fair Square (available at the Fair Square stand at the northwest corner of the Administration Building) Bruschetta (available at Parlo Pizza near Grandfather's Barn) Deep Fried Cherry Pie (available at Fyfe Concessions in front of The Grandstand) Donut Sundae (available at Ford's Concessions in Walnut Square) Golden Fried Peanut Butter and Jelly on a Stick (available at Veggie Table on the north side of The Varied Industries Building, west of the main entrance) Gluten Free Corndog (available at Campbell's Concessions at the northwest corner of The Varied Industries building) Kernel Kluster (available at Snappy Popcorn, which is north of the Animal Learning Center and east of Little Hands on the Farm) :)

My bladder feels gladder when it's flatter :)

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"Then for my first encore, I drink a whole bottle of trans-Lunar brandy, make love to a feral Chtorran, and kill a Martian woman-I think. Or maybe it's the other way around." David Gerrold in The Voyage of the Star Wolf. :)