I've heard that you can use procrastination against procrastination. "Because I have to get this done, I can procrastinate later." Or... "When I get this done, I'll have all the time in the world to procrastinate."

Your work password? Who gives a cr@p? They own the machine, and can log on to it any time they like. I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

My birthday IS a national holiday in the country I was born in :-) Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

National Service Scheme? :^) Cheers, विक्रम "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

Tough. There can't be one obvious choice or the EU will try to screw billions of dollars out of it!

Exactly. Windows has been consistently less than 70% of visitors on all my websites for the last 10 years, dropping to about 50% in one year. It has picked up a bit recently. So am I lead to believe that the vast majority of non-windows users run Microsoft office, when its still not available for Linux, and wasn't available for many year on Apples OSes. What other MS software could fill the remainder? It doesn't make sense.

The most important thing is not to simply repeat/repost the jokes of others. Only post jokes/humor that you yourself devised.

Sorry about that, this URL script messes it up. Try this, http://www.microsoftvirtualacademy.com/training-courses/twenty-c-questions-explained[^]. The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~