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Sorry, its been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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billie eilish, billie eilish, Why *insert name* is behaving so childish,

That's a poem!!

The Eskimo lottery: "You've got to be Inuit to Win you it!"

Shouldn't that be Mocksit?

Where I live (Plymouth, England) everybody talks like a pirate all the bloody time.

I am the copyright police and all your i's are belong to me.

A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman to give her one. So he does.

"I am cold" "You're in the fridge" "It's nice here..."

the only country in the region (Israel) that has these rights for all.

Except the Palestinians, obviously... Palestinians are people too.

Or, as we say in soccer, "getting your retaliation in first"