This short battery life explains why there is only 1 apple commercial featuring a man being saved by his watch after falling in the woods. Everyone else is dead (like their battery).

Waving dead chickens over windows works but with Linux you must use a dead penguin. :laugh:

The Websters dictionary defines the Metaverse as a virtual world full of creeps and peeping toms lorded over by the creep king. [citation needed]