I am quite sad about you dear that you didn't get MVP this time. Best luck for next time.

Ian. "Think twice before taking any action furthor".

See the list of MVP http://www.codeproject.com/script/Awards/MVPWinners.aspx[^]. Congratulations to all of them.

Ian. "Think twice before taking any action furthor".

Hi people in the Lounge. :rose: Just a magic to share. As of I reached in toilet today at my office, I found Exhausted fan was switched off and I stared at it and wish It could be started by my staring. Fortunately some one made it switched on and It started like If It has just scared of me. And It made me feel good for some time. It's ***MAGIC*** - ADD [I think personal experiance sharing is also prhibited in Lounge As one of the Fucker was recommanding me to share it.] :laugh: :-D

Ian. "Think twice before taking any action furthor".

modified on Friday, December 3, 2010 4:09 AM

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS"

Ian. "Think twice before taking any action further".

What about you then, Wasn't that a twat ?

oh! Dalek that was a awesome post, IMFO. Let me go for a walk.

:laugh: 5!

Pompeyboy3 wrote:

Chris merely provides the facility, the quality is down to the members.

As of your last 4 post. Trolls king has also notified in Site bugs/suggestion forum :laugh: .

Thanks for showing your SOH , you can proceed out from lounge now. :-D

Where the hell all gone by keeping lounge in silence ? Today most of post bored me in lounge. Need some interesting with. Don't show your sense of humor by stating this post is also boring.

Dalek Dave wrote:

And the nominations are....

..Me too.

A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don’t shoot, please! I’ll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don’t shoot; I have a wife and kids! I’ll do whatever you say!" The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, Alright, now suck my cock!" "Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don’t shoot!" The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it!" One of my friends might walk in!"

PompeyBoy3 wrote:

If only Ian Botham had had the same chance

Have anybody called me ? :rolleyes:

Why the Giant google is bagging for employee to stay ?

Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

Then Who?

Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

thatraja wrote:

Ref : Nish's CP Vanity Lite

What is that ? :confused:

Dalek Dave wrote:

My wife has been missing for 3 days

I haven't kidnapped her. :-D

Christian Graus wrote:

My internet is flying now

Your reputation points will also fly now. :-D BTW It's great to know you'll have more time to spend with us.

Sorry But I will be direct this time, If the people of London and madrid is not found freshness or any kind of humourous in Joke then they can simply avoid, People are not here to satisfy every kind of person. Either they can downvote or they can simply ignore. Don't stand on opposite side every time OP post a joke. Ian

Dalek Dave wrote:

Especially as the joke is as old as the hills.

This is not fair Dalek. You can see review of two people saying good one. If it is as hill as you then simply you can ignore. Just don't mind.