Using mirrors to reconfigure networks? I just can't see myself doing that.

My code generally follows the Botox injection pattern since it blows up all the time.

I already invented this a few years back after I found out that the SD card in my current camera had a photographic memory. I kept the lens cap on for all my photos and videos.

I suppose if I dodge out of the way and it still hits my foot, I'll have missile toe.

What does an excel esports champion do? They "Cell"ebrate of course.

With the speed at which tech changes, maybe its just an homage to how relevant documentation is the minute it's completed.

I'm holding out until they make them scratch and sniff.

I've gotten my jobs on this question alone. Rock solid answer everytime. "I'm a go getter who doesn't take no for an answer. Mostly because I don't take rejection well, but I do tend to send flowers to the hospital bed of those who have said No to me and lived to tell about it. By the way, when do I start?"

Uh oh, I've been found out. I guess a 20 year career as a "developer/programmer" or whatever it is people on this site do wasn't all bad. Anytime you can get companies to pay you for pretending to be something that long is living the dream. As far as I'm concerned C# is a musical note, java is coffee, rust is whats eating away at my car, and python? well thats just snake oil.

Now that I'm fully remote I remain calm, but if I ever have to go back to wearing suits at the office, you will definitely see a tie rant...followed by me whining and trying to avoid returning with a deter rant... if they don't give in I start complaining about anything and everything my vag(ue) rant.

I applaud any software that is functional when I use it.

In my best New Jersey accent "Yeah dis is Hal from two bruddas security systems. We heard that youse guys might need some critical patches ya know, so weez got a few software protection tiers youse might be interested in. We got the underware package where things got messy, but we come in and clean up the tighty whiteez, computas good as new. We got the silverware package that offers just enough protection for all yo github forks, we got da tupperware package to keep youse software contained from outside sources, and top notch hardware package where me and muh boys pack some heat and hunt down the nefarious guys through somewhat mostly legal means. We just need a little access to your servers and a godfather all access password to get it setup."

the catch. Pentagon rewards are taxed at 100%. I'm told there are no bugs, only Security oversight features initially built in so hackers can provide full transparency.

I'm just glad they put world hunger, inflation, and homelessness on the back burner for this. I feel safe knowing that they are tackling the big issues.

I guess they felt the good ol' fashioned seance needed a tech facelift.

I like that sign that says we offer 3 kinds of service Good, Cheap and Fast but you can only pick 2. Good and Cheap won't be fast Good and Fast won't be cheap Fast and Cheap won't be good.

I think the old saying is "Don't byte the hand that feeds you...". Might have been her full time job as a host server that tore them apart.

Guess I'll have to install a theft detergent system on my washer.

How about one of these on my gmail spam(aka promotions) folder?

My only worry is that someone is going to package up these meetings and sell them as cures for insomnia, which would infringe on my patent pending idea, but I don't have the lawyers to fight big tech. I may have to grudgingly accept a seven figure settlement with single digit royalties.