??? What, you don't like people speaking English? Lotus did not invent the word "note", you know. We've been "sending notes" and "dropping lines" to each other for centuries. Bettor to take offense at the awful new words used for written communication -- "I'll send you a text", "I'll send you an sms", and, yes, "I'll send you an e-mail". And we don't need "memo", either, but that fad has passed, at last. We don't need flavour-of-the-month buzzwords. "Letter", "note", "line", and "epistle" (for the geeks) are plenty.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!