Gotta do something with all the money they saved getting rid of testers.

In danger of?

Once again, Microsoft insists on being the biggest cause of e-waste in history.

"You can't update to Windows 11, why aren't you?"

I try it. "Face! We said face!"

When it keeps pointing out that CIO has no clue.

By "your", we mean Marketing Manager Mike, who still isn't sure what 'code' means.

I'd rather watch Steve Balmer throw chairs.

Quote:

Redmond rushing to add it to Windows

Good news is that it will be broken for several patches.

Can they please be blocked from showing anything from Reddit or Quora?

At my last job, code reviews were very effective. They covered more than bugs; they helped sanity check code design.

Wouldn't they have simply counted ClowdStrike installs?

On the bright side, a crashed computer isn't vulnerable to a cyber attack.

Except for you, you, you and, especially, Joe's lame laptop.

Whatever happened to 'customers'?

Other times, the government and Fortune 100 can be persuasive.

Or, struggling understanding a commit and then realizing you did it.

They better not be copying my stunning achievement: for (i = 0; i < max; ++i)

But, I was assured that open software solved security problems (that didn't exist on Linux anyway.)

"We decided not to compete in this market." "That is anti-competitive!" "What?"