As long as we all stay away from the keyboards, we'll be in good shape! Merry xmas! - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on! Code, follow, or get out of the way.

Santa as a developer..??? Elves preparing coffee for him.... Elves for QA, Elves for use cases, Elves for eveything, and Santa just pressing F5, to compile the program...Do u really think a fatty old man can make some good code..??? Noo..!! U have to be athletic and with no family,no friends and no helper elves.. =)...

+5 for wit ! If a lady I was enamored of told me she was a singleton, I think I'd ask: "can I be your one-and-only, then ?" But, maybe, first, I'd ask: "are you really a singleton, or are you just really: being static ?" Now, if she'd said she was, indeed, "static," I might inquire if she had a constructor, and if she said "yes," then I'd ask "what parameters do you require ?" If she said she had a constructor, but required no parameters, I'd politely say: "Sorry, but I cannot compile against thy framework." And I might have asked: "Is that skirt you're wearing a struct?" : if she'd said, "yes:" then I would know that just by referencing the skirt: everything in it that's public is both initialized and exposed. "For no man lives in the external truth among salts and acids, but in the warm, phantasmagoric chamber of his brain, with the painted windows and the storied wall." Robert Louis Stevenson

I wish I could forget so easily. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

I knew there was a connection between you and Boy George ! "Do you really want to hurt me ?[^] As I am you will be, but as you are I have never been. :) best, Bill "Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!" - Nathanial Hawthorne, House of the Seven Gables

Thank you all for your comments, now I know better!

Pete O'Hanlon wrote: ...like pooh attracts flies. I always thought he had a thing for honey and bees. ;) "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons "Some people are making such thorough preparation for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's sunshine." - William Feather

Just some unfunny pictures and a flash-based "remove-the-token-females-clothing-by-clicking-quickly" game. Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: so that would be a big "NO" I will get my coat then........do you want me to shut the door on the way out? :) Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn Folding Stats: Team CodeProject

:laugh: Great ones! :thumbsup:

Never been able to run a printer under a OS. :) If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile. This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke [My articles]

:laugh: If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile. This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke [My articles]

Right, that makes sense. Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

lewax00 wrote: It's dangerous to go alone, take this (cheesecake)! beWare of Cheesecakes..!!! --- With regards... The nk.