I've worked with infosys once and they were all very good at nodding their heads and saying everything was going fine, till the end of the project when it wasn't :)

I tend to tell them I can do telephone conferences from home in this situation.

figuring out I could send a page full of CTRL-G's to my buddy

Back in the day we wrote a program that we could do things like open my bosses cd-drive during meetings. Of course we had to 1st access his machine to drop a listening app on there to do various neferious things, but it was worth the effort.

This craic'd me up.

Sounds like your chain of responsibility pattern is in the wrong order, maybe you need to refactor her out of it.

We use our own networked instance and its been fine. The only place I find it lacking is I'd like to be able to find in files without having to get latest.

If just a personal project go with what you are comfortable bit. But if wanting to expand skills with something that is more commercially used at the moment then I'd use c#.

I think tally tables should be banned. A tallyban.

If Scottish Customs at the airport don't find a knife on you they'll lend you one for the duration of your stay.

Just when I was trying to figure out how to cacluclate a spiral galaxy arm angle. Thank you.

True, its not very SOLID.

Hendricks ftw.

I think bing is spidering your computer.

"Masturbating on a park bench" - Nobody would probably even notice across the water in Gosport :D

I'd not miss Gordons. Hendricks on the other hand.

One that takes the blame for the team.

Reminds me of the English teacher asking a Irish pupil for an example of usage for the word contagious. "Mum says when she asks dad to do the washing it up it takes the contagious".

If its intermittent don't wear mittens. I'm suprised its only that key not working.

camELCase?

Didn't realise it'd accept w7 keys. Now I have a use for them before using up my w10 keys :)