Give up. You haven't got a hope in hell.

robot29 wrote:

Helo i want to implement fuzzy logic code in C++

You need to drink quite a lot of alcohol to achieve this. And then write a lot of code, very fast. Next day you will look at what you wrote, and it wont make sense and might work...

application verifier is a good start.

Member 708172 wrote:

Currently there are about 1000 items in the menu.

VS, every user of your program, the universe and life itslef probably hates you for that. :)

Cool, good one! My daughter also loves green olives. She isnt terribly adventurous with food, but she loves vinegar so olives, salad dressing, skate in brown butter, all that kind of thing she loves.

Actually she does like their kids meals, nuggets and chips, well, she often cant eat the chips they are so gross, but she much prefers home cooked chicken goujons! :)

Hmm, god I hope not! :omg:

Kyudos wrote:

First - how can you put 'boil-in-the-bag' and "dinner" in the same sentence, wherever you currently live or hail from?

Well, that is the UK. Actually these lamb shanks aren't too bad themselves, just the sauce that is wrong.

Kyudos wrote:

Second - 'mint sauce' is an abomination that perfectly ruins any food it accompanies

WRONG! POLICE! QUICK, PERSON TALKING TREASON AND HERESY! :) Mint sauce is great with lamb. Actually, think of it as a cut down salsa verde. Just add some parsley and anchovy and olive oil to mint sauce and you have a salsa verde which like mint sauce goes well with all sorts of things.

Ha ha ha! Classic! I hate wine snobs who get misled by the label and ignore the taste. I remember as a lad at a dinner party with my dad and one of the guests served up a supposedly good claret. Tasted like vinegar to me so I told them all. I was the only one with the honesty of child to call it what it was, spoiled wine! :laugh:

Paul Conrad wrote:

Budweiser = X|

I went to the original home of Budweiser, in Hungary (place called Budowice). I stayed at a hotel there. It ran out of beer.....

Why? Are you saying I am wrong? :)

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

King Sized Twix

My daughter would puke at the thought of it.

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

"Five Second Rule".

Now she would be puking twice. :)

If you choose to confuse smugness with fact then I can not help you. :)

ChrisElston wrote:

Ignoring your smugness and usual dig at the British,

I am British. I love British food. Fish and chips, black pudding, curries... :) What I am getting at is my daughters culinary upbringing and how her taste buds really appreciate subtlety.

ChrisElston wrote:

consuming them is just an intensely pleasurable experience

True. That is why I cook great food every night. I just can not abode to eat food that does not excite the senses. And my daughter has been bought up that way. :)

The Reincarnation wrote:

Your about to get flamed.

You mean flambeed. Avec cognac, un peu de juis d'orange... :)

I was having dinner with my wife, daughter, and mother on a recent trip to the UK (from France). My mother had prepared some boil in the bag lamb shanks (the end of the leg) which had a sweet minty sauce (the British like sweet sauces) and my daughter says: "It is too sweet, it needs some red wine or something." I could have hugged her! To have brought her up in a country that appreciates food, cooking restaurant quality food for my family every night, red wine and orange sauces to go with duck, scallop bisque sauces to go with salmon etc, and my 8 year old daughter has such educated taste buds she can identify an unbalanced sauce and suggest cure! What an epicure! What a gourmet! My 8 year old! :) She is a star act, she REALLY knows her food!

You are so helplessly lost. You really need to start from basics and ask a specific TECHNICAL question, not some vague 'help me do my project for me' type question. You want 'bank account method' help? Tell me, where is 'bank account' on a VS menu? DOes it exist? Do you want VS to think for you? Here is some advise. Either give up programming or go back to square one and think, think REALLY carefully about what you want to achieve. Then come back and ask a question when you have one that is fully formed. (Oh, and when you have got a question FULLY formed that is worthy of asking, it will suggest its own solution.) Sorry for being such a c*^t, but I am an arrogant bastard who has been programming all kind of complex stuff for so long I can not bear the ignorance that laziness brings. :)

Oh come on man, it is the C language. If the compiler bitches just cast it out. YOU are in control. YO are the master! :)

Stackoverflow? The competition? Are you mad? :)

No takers? No interest? And there was I thinking this was a programmers site.... Oh well, I guess it is back to Global Warming posts..... Ha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: YES, I AM FAT_BOY! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: