Did you look into Azure pricing? http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/sqlazure/default.aspx[^]

CDP1802 wrote:

A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

LOL