The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Karen Mitchelle wrote:

do I have to get my coat?

Ahm, Karen? What coat?

'By the will of Allah the all Mighty and the Prophet Mohammed...............' . . . Imam must know about it ;)

John Tucker Must Die :suss:

DOOM (of another rocket- NASA version?? :confused:)

The Closet ??? :confused:

Follow the Bit*h :-D

Chris Maunder wrote:

3. wait until it hangs (usually after half a dozen apps were restored)

did they hired any people from Microsoft?? :-D

Not Another Teen Movie

:zzz:

"beware, your belongings aren't safe, we wont take responsibility ;) "

The Boy Next Door

:zzz:

The Skeleton Twins

:zzz:

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Horrible Bosses

The Iron Lady

The Ugly Truth :)

Namaskarm, Sri Bill, :) First of all I would like to thank you for wishing me on this special occasion. This is the only festival we celebrate as religion free festival :-D and this is the only festival that Keralites all over the world will gather around and celebrate (most of them will reach Kerala if possible). I am so excited to see my dear friends who is abroad and will come to Kerala this time. Thank you again, cheers Rajesh

I wish you a Happy Onam to all :)

Her Best Move ;)

Very Simple... The Girl's Guide to Depravity