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How about this? http://photocreations.ca/cd_lamp/

I wrote a .Net winform app that has to use web services written in Java to read legacy mainframe data. It's worked very well so far. Check out the following... http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/dnpag/html/jdni.asp