Being a father of 2 years old , I know the innocence and defenseless the small angel's are. They cannot fight , they cannot defend themselves , only can cry and express , I can feel the pain of the girl who would have gone through such agony , really fell angry for the mother , she would have use all her force to hammer that son of bit*h torturing small kids is the most gruesome crime I have heard of , and may her soul rest in peace and may god give that SOB a torture of his life time

Guys , Take a break from your Programming , coding , test case , Dead Lines , Requirement Gathering , business analysis , team discussion and resource Management , whatever portfolio u guys are handling and answer one questions Who is the best the villain of all times : Point to consider before ranking 1. HEDIOUS ,DEVIL LOOK 2. CRUEL AND COLD BLOODED 3. MAD AND POWERFUL 4. HARD TO KILL Start Loading ....

A man was driving down the street in a lather because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up to heaven, he said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you fi nd me a parking space, I promise to go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up swearing.” Miraculously, a spot opened right in front of the building. The man looked up and said, “Never mind. I found one.” :-D

Any April fools pranks and tricks CP Members did today , could like to know , atleast relax and fun for few minutes reading it , apart from Code , code and BL & DAL'S

By the way how it went , was it good

Keith Barrow wrote The right to free speech is more important the the right to not be offended : Dear Keith What you said is true , it does actually look like one , for the first timer , surely not your mistake ,but also remember , in whole world Chirstianality , Hindusim and buddism are the most torelent religion of world , where u can dare to talk such things about indian god and world can read and see Da vinci code , i being a buddhist , also in USA u can wear ur flag as bikini and show god statues getting burned in war or alien invasion , but just think ,just imagine , just think what would have happen to WWW.CODEPROJECT.com , the site admin , the owners and u , if you would have commented such thing on the open forum about Islam and Mohammad prophet , you know what happen to youtube after movie about Mohamaad prophet was upload on youtube eventhough everyone has freedom to express and speech but the entire site would have being on news and bloddy demonstration would have happen pointing to Code Project and content u wrote. , so freedom also should be taken and express with mind and thinking ability in correct order. just a piece of advise , hope u take it as good adivce.Sentiments runs different for different religion

neither i am from uk or neither zimbambe , but from singapore with roots very much in scoltand , but the truth part which i wrote on the back is , "the way your guys economy and currency are going , i have only one thing to say , thanks for my grandfather to migrate to asia and for ur economy and job market (lol,hahahahahahahahahahaha) Truth , God bless you guys

you guys actually has toilet , thanks for sharing the info , well i guess only we british have such a world class infrastructure :) jokes apart , all knows the truth

Make no sense , so killing of anyone makes sense to you , are you not getting hyper by reading such horrible killing of innocent child me nor you have intelligence and power to change the law but atleast thinking such punishment to such cruel and useless people can create terror in anyone before commiting such henious crime , my friend we are not to discuss law and ofcourse we both are capable of disscussing it for all crimes cause crime as no age and limit , grow up instead of critising any comments use ur life productivley and talk sense

A law should be passed , that those found guilty of raping and killing small infants and children , should go under punishment as follows legs and hand cut , and left to survive on own in dessert or hottest places in the country and anyone helping them should be fined and jailed , then only such idiots will learn lesson

A group Discovery channel Reporters was on there documentary to find the African Tribes in deep jungles of Africa. During there quest , they were suddenly attacked by the african Tribe. The tribe leader asked them ,"Zing La la or Death" . The reporters decided that Zing La la sounds normal as compare to Death , so they told "Zing La La " , on hearing it , The tribe leader asked his men to pull down the trousers of all the reporters , make them bend and bang there a** harder. After all the men done banging the ass , they went away. The reporters were happing that , they were banged badly but survived from possible death and they continued there journey taking a note that Zing la la means Banging the A** After walking a while they met another tribe and the same incident happen again and again the group of reporters where happy that they survived. It happen couple of times more and when they met another tribe and asked them the same question , Reporters where too tired of countless banging and all shouted in one voice "DEATH" on hearing it , the tribe king ordered his men " Zing La La till Death "

my life is much better and stable enough , if its was not then wont be posting it or working ,one advice my friend , dont jugde the people by the phrase they use in there sentence , its a beauty of english " Like Upside down " , Sky is falling , LOL , rolling on the floor laughing , which shows the extend of situation , but not one does it in real life. What shook me , that , they way and the confidence she shown in putting her choice as if its surely gonna happen

Please forgive me , if i am using a wrong forum for wrong question, but i really cannot stop myself : To start with , i have these japanese girl who is my colleauge, sitting next to me who is die hard fan of Twilight and harry potter series and today while chatting to her during lunch time , she asked me if i am going to see Twilight with my wife and my response was no and i told that last week only i saw SkyFall . But she was annoyed and what she told , shook me upside down : She told , she do enjoy James bond movie , but dont like the actor in james Bond (Daniel Craig) movie, but she insist that if Daniel Radcliffe (Harry potter main protogonist) act James bond , it will be a block buster What you guys think about it

Posting using Note 2 , i guess that the problem

Once a man was having sex with his friends wife in her bedroom , To the Suprise , the friend suddenly enter the bedroom and was shocked to see his wife sleeping naked and his best friend on her , he asked " What on the earth are you doing in my bedroom ,on my bed with my Wife." The wife replied , "ohh ur friend is listening to the music" ,shocked by the answer , husband asked how he is doing it , she said " Simple , take your ears to my breast and u will hear the music" The husband did the same but didnt heard anything , he said , i cant hear the music " when suddendly the friend replied , "OHH got it , u havent plugged in "

A women had 3 daughter , and all 3 decided to get married on the same day. The mother was concerned about their sex lifes after marriage and called her daugthers one day before marriage and told them "Listen here my dear daughters , all the life i cared for you and now since you are getting married , i am really worried about your sex life after marriage, to my own satisfcation , i want you girls to update me how is your sex life coming up after marriage" Confused by there mothers wierd concern , they told , they can do that ,but can't talk openly when our husbands are around and so will Message you with some code word of any Product , you can go and find out the Tag Line for that product. for example " Nike " Impossible is nothing". They all agreed and next day her 3 daughter got married and went to their respective husbands home. After 1 week , the elder daughter message her :" Kings Cigar ", the mother looked for tag line for it and was happy "Big Size , King Size" After another one week , the second daughter message her " Nescafe Coffee " the mother did the same and was happy , the tag line was " Satisfaction till last drop" weeks past by ,but there was no reply from third daughter and finally after one full year she message "British Airways" , the mother looked for tag line and fainted ... The tag line was " 7 Days a week , 30 days a month , 365 days a year , both ways"

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...? A: "Is it in?" Q: What did One gay sperm say to another? A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit? Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Long Time back , after india got the independence , and J.Nehru was the Prime minister , US President invited Indian Prime Minister to Washington , One evening in New York,
Indian Prime minister was amused and suprised with the riches and wealth US President was having and asked US President "Dont mind ,but i just suprised , how come under sky are your so rich"
US President smiled proudly and ask the indian Prime minister to come to window and showed the Empire State buidling and WTC and told
"You see that 2 tall building over there , and then he pointed his finger to his pocket and told "10 % of profit from that building goes here" ,India Prime minister was happy .
Years passed by and one day US President was visiting India and was amused with rich and wealth Indian Prime minsiter was having and finally unable to control ask the indian prime minister , "I remember ,during your last visit you ask me , how come i am so rich , but i see you are more richer then me , how was that possible"
indian prime minister took him to one room and showed him Map of india , and then pointed out to his pocket " 100 % GOES HERE"