No wonder if it fails again. Highly egoed management pushes doomed Agile + vb6 in order to get it out to the market. On Err Resume Next couldn't save them again. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Which company is that?

Bollywood :)

Ahh, the competent, those who are: 0. Spenting their time holding coffee mug and roaming around in the office. 1. False process story tellers wasting corporate money. 2. Sprint secrectories...

I suspect you're work alone and your own Scrum Master playing with your board. :-D

Agile is failing? Ohh no. We're going to miss our Bollywood Story Tellers, JIRA Board assistance. So sad! :(

Tweeted, Tweeted and Tweeted. Loved this one

DevOps Borat Tweet

Attention devops! Make of sure you have strong plan C. Plan A and B are never work!

:-D

The Pompous - The self-important jerk but clueless.

Having a right skill is knowledge. If you don't know, then don't blame/insult the tool. Rather try to acquire the knowledge.

You can't achieve a result by Standup, Lean, Bend ... except creating fearness among teams. Whatever spices you used, I concluded that Agile is for physical fitness, not for software development.

Agile + JIRA + Storyboard => Bollywood Manager Sumuj John Talent3d Software Developer

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Agile + JIRA + Storyboard => Bollywood Manager Sumuj John Talent3d Software Developer

I called it PIoT. Poop IoT. :)

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you're doing it wrong

We Nah. It proves to us more "How I manager the person" than "How I manage the work and product".Those who evangelist Agile, we let them to work in fitness companies such as LA, Planet fitness. We also give them our wishes and recommendation. No more toleration for Daily standup, Lean Manifestation ...

Agile + JIRA + storyboard => Bollywood Manager. :)

Agile by itself is for feeble minded manager, who has less confidence for what he do and can do. At the end, the manager present the story board to cheat others while presenting the project. The interesting, part for a simple "click event" application features addition, you will 30-40 pages of story board, which has nothing to do with the application features.

JIRA is for feeble minded retarded manager.

For all the abilities, For the unfitted manager, The ability to make his/her self fired(resigned) is the most admirable one.

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Does this dress make my butt look big?

:-D

You mean this[^]

I'm fine Rabbi. But you didn't answer my question.